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[heydude6]

I am amazed that after all of this Archimedes is still doubling down on his trolling. Unless there is some mental illness involved here, I’m pretty sure this has all been some massive prank. The sympathy play too was just an act to get us lower our guard for that second jab.

I’m frankly disgusted.

@MethSpirit Don’t worry dude. Enemy Post has already given a proper rebuttal.

[methylatedspirit]

I know that trans people tend to be a bit squeamish about talking about their own genitals, so maybe Arch is a cis male, but it's circumstantial evidence at best.

Regardless... (hey)dude. Please. This isn't Mafia. This isn't the time to start burning Arch at the stake over a bit of trickery. It's not yet possible to decide if we're being played. Slow down.

[hector13]

BURN THE HERETIC

Then castrate them. Just to be sure.

[ArchimedesWojak]

I am amazed that after all of this Archimedes is still doubling down on his trolling. Unless there is some mental illness involved here, I’m pretty sure this has all been some massive prank. The sympathy play too was just an act to get us lower our guard for that second jab.

I’m frankly disgusted.

@MethSpirit Don’t worry dude. Enemy Post has already given a proper rebuttal.

I don't know how to respond to this.

I'm not doubling down, i'm just apologizing because it was a dumb joke about testicle cancer that went too far and i pissed a lot of people off

[TD1]

BURN THE HERETIC

Then castrate them. Just to be sure.

I appreciate the thoroughness, but maybe burn the heretic after you castrate them. Just seems like a more linear, rational escalation.

[hector13]

I am amazed that after all of this Archimedes is still doubling down on his trolling. Unless there is some mental illness involved here, I’m pretty sure this has all been some massive prank. The sympathy play too was just an act to get us lower our guard for that second jab.

I’m frankly disgusted.

@MethSpirit Don’t worry dude. Enemy Post has already given a proper rebuttal.

I don't know how to respond to this.

More shitposting. Duh.

Everybody is taking this far too seriously ffs.

BURN THE HERETIC

Then castrate them. Just to be sure.

I appreciate the thoroughness, but maybe burn the heretic after you castrate them. Just seems like a more linear, rational escalation.

I mean, I guess.

It would be more difficult when they’re struggling rather than crispy though.

[JoshuaFH]

I took my sister to her ultrasound today, apparently I'm going to be having a niece. I don't know how to feel about this.

[heydude6]

I don't know how to respond to this.

I'm not doubling down, i'm just apologizing because it was a dumb joke about testicle cancer that went too far and i pissed a lot of people off

Uh huh. You posted this immediately after saying sorry:

(Also while i understand why Vector is upset that everyone is talking about castrating me i personally think it's hilarious that they think i have a dick and balls)

Don’t you see the tonal whiplash between saying

“Guys, I’m really sorry for accidentally making you worry about me like that”

and

“Psyche! I was a girl this whole time!”

Doesn’t really sound like the words of someone who feels guilt for his actions.

[methylatedspirit]

You're playing Mafia in the WTF thread. I can't imagine any other interpretation, that's someone in full Mafia mode.

...and that's my WTF for today.

[pisskop]

open wolfing.

[ArchimedesWojak]

“Psyche! I was a girl this whole time!”

Doesn’t really sound like the words of someone who feels guilt for his actions.

I understand getting mad over me indirectly lying thinking it would be a funny shitpost but you giving me shit over a different unrelated joke is just nitpicking at this point

You can accept my apology or not, but please quit giving me shit over two bad jokes. I apologized so just accept it for what it is

[George_Chickens]

I'm giving you shit for apologizing for jokes on the internet. I'm giving you twice as much for doing so insincerely.

[methylatedspirit]

If there's a standardized unit of "shit" you can give someone, are you giving Arch 2 shits or 3 shits? Is it additive, or multiplicative?

[George_Chickens]

If there's a standardized unit of "shit" you can give someone, are you giving Arch 2 shits or 3 shits? Is it additive, or multiplicative?

I am giving approximately 50 fecalmeters of shit.

[heydude6]

You’re right George, but I think it’s time we settle down. If Archimedes really is the “mafia” like everyone is joking about then this is exactly what he wants.

For two days straight he’s been the topic of the WTF thread and if there’s one thing trolls like is attention. The bigger the flamewar the better for them. To be honest, it takes skill to be subject of conversation for this long without getting banned. I got to applaud him for that at least.

But that’s the only props I’m going to give him. Bay12 is tight-knit community and as a result, people feel comfortable showing vulnerability here while we in return feel comfortable returning emotional support. When crises are being manufactured, it’s a betrayal of that trust and makes everybody who bothered to care feel like a fool, even if it was accidental. Emotional labour is never free. People want to know that it’s going somewhere. Imagine how pissed we’d be if we found out LordBaal wasn’t actually a struggling Venezuelan.

Anyway. That’s all I’m giving to this conversation topic. If Archimedes is worried about the goodness of his name, all he has to do to clear it is to act considerately and not cause another kerfuffle for some time, and eventually there will be enough evidence to prove that this really was just the dumb mistake of a teenager.