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[King Zultan]

But how can I cleanse my ocular orbs of the FiLtHy ViRuS PaRtIcAlS that surely get in them, as I go to WilD PaRtIeS in contravention of the curfew?

Formaldehyde is used to preserve things, there for you should be able to pour some on your eyes and preserve them from all the evils of the world.

[ChairmanPoo]

But how can I cleanse my ocular orbs of the FiLtHy ViRuS PaRtIcAlS that surely get in them, as I go to WilD PaRtIeS in contravention of the curfew?

Formaldehyde is used to preserve things, there for you should be able to pour some on your eyes and preserve them from all the evils of the world.

Sounds like a brilliant idea that can't possibly go wrong in any conceivable way.

[Loud Whispers]

Oh man all those brits in Spain drinking vodka through their eyes must feel 300 IQ right now

[wierd]

Silly kids.

I dont want to promote idiocy, but putting the stuff in a nebulizer would be faster, and less likely to cause blindness.

[King Zultan]

I've heard you could pour booze into your butt and somehow get drunk.

[JoshuaFH]

I've heard you could pour booze into your butt and somehow get drunk.

Turns out the Everclear Suppositories aren't very popular at parties.

[delphonso]

Depends on the parties, bruv.

[Frumple]

Hand sanitizer is for finding little cuts on your hands in the most unpleasant way possible.

I'unno about that. Rubbing alcohol/hand sanitizer doesn't burn that badly, and what sucks more is to look down and find out you've been bleeding on something important, imo.

[methylatedspirit]

I've heard you could pour booze into your butt and somehow get drunk.

The thing is, the colon is amazing at absorbing anything you put into it. It's a legit method of drug administration. Some drugs just get broken down to useless garbage during digestion if you swallow them, so the colon is often a viable backup route for those drugs. At least, that's what Wikipedia tells me.

But no, I'm not gonna give myself an Everclear Enema to get drunk. Not that I'd touch the stuff in the first place, either.

[scriver]

It was a common way of getting drunk for teenagers who didn't want booze on their breath over here. Wet a wad of cotton with booze and shove it up your butt.

[martinuzz]

Is that also how surströmming acquires it's taste?

The Secret of Surströmming: pounded in the butt by a red herring

[King Zultan]

Wet a wad of cotton with booze and shove it up your butt.

Who needs cotton balls when you have a funnel and an old hose with which to do a thing called butt-chugging.

[LordBaal]

I... wait.. what?? Do not put alcohol directly on your colon, its dangerous.

[scriver]

DANGEROUSLY FUN

[LordBaal]

Dangerously as in lethal.