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[martinuzz]

Oh lord I had pictured two 15 to 20 guys laughing like idiots, not 11 girls.. thats fucked up, my wife's little sister is 11 and I cant picture her seeing porn of any kind

Welcome to the 21st century.  A few years back researchers found that the average age when children first encounter porn on the internet nowadays is 11 years.  Don't remember if that study was dutch-specific or referred to all children in countries with unrestricted internet access. I think it was the latter.

Parents generally underestimate their kids' computer skills when it comes to circumventing parental control settings.

[Frumple]

Lol at the 21st, though. Kids have been getting into porn without parents really noticing for basically as long as smut's existed. Parents underestimate the ability of kids to find stuff they're trying to keep the kids out of just as a general thing, ha.

[methylatedspirit]

I got myself checked. I don't have any of the symptoms that would qualify me for COVID testing. They did, however, give me some medication. The packets have labels with my name, my gender (clearly outdated), and my age on them.  I quite like how at the age section, it just says "- years old". I dunno if that's a bug, but that doesn't bode well for the technical side of things.

[LordBaal]

Well, for medical purposes biological sex is kinda important?

[pisskop]

Age: Like fine wine
Sex:  Yes please

[LordBaal]

Jajajajaj

[methylatedspirit]

Well, for medical purposes biological sex is kinda important?

I suppose. It just says "male", but I have no clue if that's supposed to be gender or sex. But then again, gender and sex are not usually considered separate from each other where I live. Trans people exist, sure, but people just stick their fingers in their ears and go "la la la I can't hear you over my raging conservatism!". They're basically just punchlines to most here, especially trans women.

[LordBaal]

I live in Latin America macho culture. I know what you mean.

Btw someone here from Canada?

[Lord Shonus]

Nuclear Quackery is back.

[Frumple]

Walked by the news informing the populous that researchers in france have discovered that, get this:

Getting hand sanitizer in your eyes is bad and you shouldn't do that.

...

Apparently there's been an increase in injuries related to just that, and, like. People apparently need a PSA.

Remember kids, alcohol in your eyeballs hurts! Hand sanitizer is not sweet burning boozecandy ooze for your lookyballs. Keep that stuff out yo' eyes.

[hector13]

Hand sanitizer is for finding little cuts on your hands in the most unpleasant way possible.

[wierd]

But how can I cleanse my ocular orbs of the FiLtHy ViRuS PaRtIcAlS that surely get in them, as I go to WilD PaRtIeS in contravention of the curfew?

[MrRoboto75]

But how can I cleanse my ocular orbs of the FiLtHy ViRuS PaRtIcAlS that surely get in them, as I go to WilD PaRtIeS in contravention of the curfew?

stare at the sun, it's UV rays might kill the virus.

[wobbly]

But how can I cleanse my ocular orbs of the FiLtHy ViRuS PaRtIcAlS that surely get in them, as I go to WilD PaRtIeS in contravention of the curfew?

I hear UV light and bleach works.

[Eric Blank]

Cat found his way into the ceiling and can't figure out how/is too scared to get down. The ceilings 12 feet up, so even with the stepladder I cannot reach him. Its 2am in January, I don't want to go out to the shed to get the big ladder, or risk waking everyone else up, and he won't fucking shut up and accept his fate. He has a runny nose now and dribbles on me when I stand underneath him. Goddamn stupid cat...