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[Frumple]

Bug eggs might not be. Caviar generally wouldn't be either, I think. Those are basically forced abortion eggs people eat.

[Dunamisdeos]

Bug eggs might not be. Caviar generally wouldn't be either, I think. Those are basically forced abortion eggs people eat.

I assumed all eggs came from or near the general vicinity of the butt.

I think it's intent that counts.

[Frumple]

Yeah, I'm not sure that's particularly accurate for all egg layers. Probably most of the larger ones but bugs get fukkin' weird.

Caviar would probably count if it weren't for how we generally harvest the things. Which. I guess it's like a half-way point between an abortion and an... oophorectomy, according to google... forcibly performed on a fish, from what I could tell from checking. They're intended for fishbutt equivalent but we don't let them get that far before we cut them out and eat them.

[King Zultan]

Would be better if the debates were matches to death fighting out with complete random items, like a toilet or a matchbox.

A NEW CARRRRRRrRRr air freshener.

Pine scent.

Now go get em, Bernie.

Spray it in the opponent’s eyes and use the bottle itself as a blunt weapon

Most car air fresheners aren't sprays, they usually look like tree shaped cardboard things.

[Naturegirl1999]

Oh, car are fresheners, I saw air freshener and immediately thought of the spray cans and somehow missed the word car

[Kagus]

There are also air fresheners that are car-scented, which could also be described as car air fresheners. But that's the difference between a car air freshener and a car air freshener.

[scriver]

what about car can air fresheners

[Yoink]

I fell down the stairs and landed on my toe, somehow.

[hector13]

To be fair, of all the places you could land after falling down the stairs, that doesn’t sound like the worst.

[Kagus]

What was your toe doing at the bottom of the stairs?

[hector13]

Being fallen on, obviously.

[dragdeler]

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[pisskop]

what about car can air fresheners

What about air fresheners that smell like new car?

[Reelya]

A car-shaped air freshener soaked in gasoline that you hang on a pine tree.

[Yoink]

I only just now put two and two together and realised why I've noticed such a prevalence of 1920s-themed New Year's parties.
Pretty sure the resultant facepalm sent my sinuses bouncing around the back of my skull.