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[McTraveller]

Mergers and Acquisitions!
Hasbro acquired EntertainmentOne for Peppa Pig
But now it also means Hasbro owns Death Row Records

Wow that CEO definitely knows how to cite the corporate buzzword chant!  Synergies, shareholder value, and continuous growth all around!

[TamerVirus]

And now we wait for My Little Snoop Dogg

[Sanctume]

Kipper is most mellow Doggo

[MaximumZero]

Thank God for blocking unknown numbers.

i wish to fuck that actually worked anymore

Unless you're just talking numbers you don't known rather than the unknown caller horseshit scam fuckers have somehow figured out how to get past call blocking.

I'd like to meet whoever figured out phone number spoofing and punch them into the sun.

[pisskop]

Thank God for blocking unknown numbers.

i wish to fuck that actually worked anymore

Unless you're just talking numbers you don't known rather than the unknown caller horseshit scam fuckers have somehow figured out how to get past call blocking.

I'd like to meet whoever figured out phone number spoofing and punch them into the sun.

so that the Sun can offer you refinancing on your home for a limited time?

[Sanctume]

Thank God for blocking unknown numbers.

i wish to fuck that actually worked anymore

Unless you're just talking numbers you don't known rather than the unknown caller horseshit scam fuckers have somehow figured out how to get past call blocking.

I'd like to meet whoever figured out phone number spoofing and punch them into the sun.

so that the Sun can offer you refinancing on your home for a limited time?

You can save with solar

[MaxTheFox]

Once the American election comes around, I will grab some beer and/or popcorn and watch the debates.

[pisskop]

The diabetes.  Im sick of trump and biden and warren and buttikreig

[Dunamisdeos]

On one hand he sort of sucks, but on the other I really want to say "President Butt-Greg".

[LordBaal]

Would be better if the debates were matches to death fighting out with complete random items, like a toilet or a matchbox.

[Dunamisdeos]

Would be better if the debates were matches to death fighting out with complete random items, like a toilet or a matchbox.

A NEW CARRRRRRrRRr air freshener.

Pine scent.

Now go get em, Bernie.

[Naturegirl1999]

Would be better if the debates were matches to death fighting out with complete random items, like a toilet or a matchbox.

A NEW CARRRRRRrRRr air freshener.

Pine scent.

Now go get em, Bernie.

Spray it in the opponent’s eyes and use the bottle itself as a blunt weapon

[Iduno]

On one hand he sort of sucks, but on the other I really want to say "President Butt-Greg".

Booty-Egg.

[Eric Blank]

They're really all booty eggs, though as all the layers of the biggest eggs, being vertebrates, pass them through their cloacas

[Dunamisdeos]

They're really all booty eggs, though as all the layers of the biggest eggs, being vertebrates, pass them through their cloacas

All eggs are booty eggs, even the good ones, if you think about it.