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[pisskop]

My old car's back doors used to freeze overnight, so that that latches would be stuck.  On colder days the door could be yanked open but then would be stuck in the open position until i warmed up the car.

[Yoink]

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S WHAT

What is this in response to?

Aww, I had hoped someone would get the reference and explain by the time I woke up. Oh well, here.



In my own WTF, somewhat related: WTF happened to LMGTFY? I remember it being so much less, well... shit.
Is there a "classic" version floating about somewhere?

[Naturegirl1999]

I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S WHAT

What is this in response to?

Aww, I had hoped someone would get the reference and explain by the time I woke up. Oh well, here.



In my own WTF, somewhat related: WTF happened to LMGTFY? I remember it being so much less, well... shit.
Is there a "classic" version floating about somewhere?

Thank you for the reference. I’ve never heard of this before, to your WTF, I haven’t seen this anagram before so I’m going to guess what it means. Does it mean Let Me Get That For You? If so, I’ve not seen them and can’t answer your question, if not, I don’t know what it is referring to and still am unable to answer the question, however I can try, if it is a meme of some sort, try searching for “original LMGTFY”

[Yoink]

Nah it's the site I linked, "Let me Google that for you".
The design's changed a lot since I last used it, back in the day the page was laid out like a mock-Google, just with the words "let me" and "that for you" scrawled in either side of it.

Maybe Google finally decided they didn't approve of this?

[Naturegirl1999]

Nah it's the site I linked, "Let me Google that for you".
The design's changed a lot since I last used it, back in the day the page was laid out like a mock-Google, just with the words "let me" and "that for you" scrawled in either side of it.

Maybe Google finally decided they didn't approve of this?

Possibly. I need to pay attention to site names more often than I do

[Magistrum]

Yeah, now it shows it's own logo and it is less funny, so the potential is lost.

Was cool while it lasted.

[ggamer]

i think i'm going fucking insane. 23 blessed years old and I had to have a two hour argument about why i don't give a fuck about hanging out with my friend because she's married. their argument wasn't coherent, mostly that it looks bad. "Nobody starts an affair on purpose" what??? "It's a moral wrong son the bible says do not allow yourself evil appearances" that's not germaine you could use that justification to clutch your pearls about anything. "i'll be looking for some scriptural evidence for this" y'know unless you find a scriptural proscription against this specific thing i'll be of a mind to say your conservative cultural bias is causing you to isogetically look for evidence for your argument. that's intellectually dishonest. Then i get hit with "proverbs says the youth should listen to their elders" oh fucking spare me.

this is so stupid to complain about because obviously this is the tax you pay to live at home in your twenties. I just need to move out sooner rather than later.

[ChairmanPoo]

i think i'm going fucking insane. 23 blessed years old and I had to have a two hour argument about why i don't give a fuck about hanging out with my friend because she's married. their argument wasn't coherent, mostly that it looks bad. "Nobody starts an affair on purpose" what??? "It's a moral wrong son the bible says do not allow yourself evil appearances" that's not germaine you could use that justification to clutch your pearls about anything. "i'll be looking for some scriptural evidence for this" y'know unless you find a scriptural proscription against this specific thing i'll be of a mind to say your conservative cultural bias is causing you to isogetically look for evidence for your argument. that's intellectually dishonest. Then i get hit with "proverbs says the youth should listen to their elders" oh fucking spare me.

this is so stupid to complain about because obviously this is the tax you pay to live at home in your twenties. I just need to move out sooner rather than later.

Honor thy father and thy mother

[IcyTea31]

Judging you for something you haven't done, but look like you're in position to despite not intending to? Paul (that is, an elder your parents should listen to) would have this to say about that:

You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge another, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things. Now we know that God’s judgment against those who do such things is based on truth. So when you, a mere human being, pass judgment on them and yet do the same things, do you think you will escape God’s judgment? Or do you show contempt for the riches of his kindness, forbearance and patience, not realizing that God’s kindness is intended to lead you to repentance?

Don't your parents have any friends married to other people? Tell them that it's arrogant for them to presume your motives when the Lord knows that you're not going to do anything untoward. The Bible specifically encourages love without passion, because even a married couple getting to know one another is in that moment closer to worldly matters than to God. And no, at least based on my cursory search, the Bible does not tell anyone to "not allow themself evil appearances". On the contrary, several quotes (e.g. John 7:14-24; 2 Corinthians 10:7-18; Colossians 2:16-23) specifically tell not to care about what your actions look like in this life, as long as their intent is pure.


Disclaimer: I don't consider myself a Christian, and haven't read the whole Bible. I believe there is some useful if outdated wisdom in it, but that it should be taken allegorically and that nobody should follow it blindly.

[Yoink]

I should really set up my laptop already so I can kill time and play games without constantly draining my phone's battery.

Alright, I finally did this an-- AAAAAAAHH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TABS? Is all of this stuff important?!

Also I'd forgotten about the ant squished under my screen. Shit.   

[Naturegirl1999]

I got a solitaire app on my iPad, I learned that the sounds of cards also triggers the card smell. My brain apparently associates smells and sounds really well

[Reelya]

I should really set up my laptop already so I can kill time and play games without constantly draining my phone's battery.

Alright, I finally did this an-- AAAAAAAHH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TABS? Is all of this stuff important?!

Also I'd forgotten about the ant squished under my screen. Shit.   

I've got a new idea for the browser makers: stackable tabs, so you can have tabs in your tabs so you can browse while you browse.

[scriver]

Slammed the back door of my car shut, and the opposite door popped open.

Newton's Cardle

No, clearly it is full of invisible clowns

[Arx]

I should really set up my laptop already so I can kill time and play games without constantly draining my phone's battery.

Alright, I finally did this an-- AAAAAAAHH WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TABS? Is all of this stuff important?!

Also I'd forgotten about the ant squished under my screen. Shit.   

I've got a new idea for the browser makers: stackable tabs, so you can have tabs in your tabs so you can browse while you browse.

Vivaldi already does this. Very convenient sometimes, I can sort papers and tutorials I'm reading by field, plus social media if I'm feeling self-disciplined enough to have it open while I work.

[scriver]

I... I think I need that.