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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14968388 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146475 on: August 09, 2019, 12:13:55 pm »

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SPECIAL NOTICE: The Church NOW has the LARGE and BEAUTIFUL BESTOWAL OF TITLE CERTIFICATES.
Did Donald Trump write this part of the description?
I thought the same thing, it sounds like something Trump would write
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146476 on: August 09, 2019, 12:42:59 pm »

It really boils down to one of two things;

1) Night manager does not know what is required for the task
2) Night manager is not able to properly manage nightshift workers.

It's actually option 3: No night shift manager.
« Last Edit: August 09, 2019, 04:17:55 pm by BlackFlyme »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146477 on: August 09, 2019, 01:18:01 pm »

At what point am I legally allowed to throw old fish at these people?
What forum was this posted in, and where? And who are throwing fish at?

Since quote links are still utterly fucked, it's reply number 146337 in this thread. So, a few posts ago.


Are we calling the problem with links "The Great Disorder"? If not, we should start.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146478 on: August 09, 2019, 01:25:18 pm »

They actually done it, the drunken sonsabitches done it. All our gaggle of homeless panhandling drunks pissed off the boss bad enough theyre all in jail, permanently banned from all our property, and the tribal cops have orders to arrest them for trespassing any and every time they show back up. They apparently got in a heated argument with and threatened the boss in the alley outside his office and one of them purportedly crapped in one of the empty milk totes next to our freight doors (probably to protest being told to leave and stop panhandling)

It was literally inevitable. It'll probably happen again regardless. The good news is I don't have to worry about cleaning up the mess they leave outside, or in our bathroom. Bad news is I have to report them to the tribal police and the boss any time they show up, which sucks cus I kinda get to know them a little. And now instead of going to the coast for rehab the one woman is instead in jail. And she was the nice one.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146479 on: August 09, 2019, 08:15:59 pm »

A YouTube dude I follow linked this:

https://www.themonastery.org/catalog/honoraryreligioustitle-p-65.html


I kind of want to send in my $14 so I can tell people to fuck off because I'm the Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality or Grand Master Brain Wizard.

Another part of me wonders what it says about a person who purchased the title "Apostle of Humility."

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146480 on: August 09, 2019, 09:00:13 pm »

People are fuckin' shite, including and a-specially in the dating scene.



Who'da known, eh?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146481 on: August 09, 2019, 09:32:19 pm »

Noticed folks putting up a sign for what seems to be a new hotel. The OYO hotel. Was just, like. Welp! Found the whorehouse, ahahawhatthefuckareyoupeopledoing.

I don't know if I actually want to know, but there was definitely a smidge of wonder if anyone involved in that business is aware they're a tits emoticon. And if they're not, how the hell they missed it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146482 on: August 09, 2019, 09:49:38 pm »

People are fuckin' shite, including and a-specially in the dating scene.



Who'da known, eh?

I quit while I was ahead single.

No point in trying to market a short, fat, autistic man on online dating.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146483 on: August 10, 2019, 06:45:30 am »

The Constant Constanza
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146484 on: August 10, 2019, 08:52:39 am »

Jeffrey Epstein, billionaire pedophile, died by suicide.
After being placed on suicide watch by police
And with him goes all the juicy dirt he had
SAY IT WITH ME
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146485 on: August 10, 2019, 10:49:41 am »

Stuff that nonsense in the bin where it belongs. People under suicide watch manage to off themselves all the time.
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« Reply #146486 on: August 10, 2019, 11:00:57 am »

The man was found shot, strangled, and stuffed into his freezer. Police suspects suicide.
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« Reply #146487 on: August 10, 2019, 11:57:29 am »

The man was found shot, strangled, and stuffed into his freezer. Police suspects suicide.

Suicide by two shots to the back of the head, the old classic.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146488 on: August 10, 2019, 12:43:58 pm »

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SPECIAL NOTICE: The Church NOW has the LARGE and BEAUTIFUL BESTOWAL OF TITLE CERTIFICATES.
Did Donald Trump write this part of the description?
I thought the same thing, it sounds like something Trump would write
The website looks like a high school's website made in the 90s.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146489 on: August 10, 2019, 02:27:49 pm »

The Constant Constanza

The dating scene's dead, Jerry!
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