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[scriver]

This is some new level of Oedipusian shit

[Eric Blank]

I've never seen a bottle with a nipple. What kind of weird beer do you drink?

The INTERNET KIND.

"Drink responsibly" does NOT mean that you should combine alcohol and contraceptives.

It is, however, probably a better idea than alcohol and unprotected sex. Just remember the condom goes on the dick, not the beer. And not your friend, Dick, either, unless its Dick's dick you're putting it on.

[Imic]

Vomits

[wierd]

Since this is the wtf thread...

My brain is horrible. Instead of the obviously silicone nipples attached to those beer bottles, I just cant help but see menstrual cups instead.

And, while I am sure it will make at least some people instantly hostile here--- my hatred for beer only intensifies this for some reason.

[Kagus]

Since this is the wtf thread...

My brain is horrible. Instead of the obviously silicone nipples attached to those beer bottles, I just cant help but see menstrual cups instead.

And, while I am sure it will make at least some people instantly hostile here--- my hatred for beer only intensifies this for some reason.

Hey; yeast is yeast.

[wierd]

Since this is the wtf thread...

My brain is horrible. Instead of the obviously silicone nipples attached to those beer bottles, I just cant help but see menstrual cups instead.

And, while I am sure it will make at least some people instantly hostile here--- my hatred for beer only intensifies this for some reason.

Hey; yeast is yeast.

I dont think thats an ingredient you want in your sourdough.  (blech)


In other wtf-ness...

I have been attempting to compile something, and running out of memory doing it, so I have been experiementing with different configurations of zram to make up the slack.  Then, the box gives me this while running top...



This has to be a bug of some kind, but still..  Whoah.

[KittyTac]

Please explain what's wrong for us non-Linux users.

[wierd]

OK-- This is the output of top.  It is a linux command that shows processes, how much CPU they are using, how much ram they are using.. etc.

In the top part of the window, it shows how much memory is currently in use, out of how much ram is installed, along with how much swap is in use, vs how much is currently available.

The "Amount used" is a percentage for both of those. 

Now.. Since you now know the first number is supposed to be a percentage, and the second number is the amount available total--- See how it says that I am using 927729176281088% of 1988376kb?

Yeah. Explain how I can be using a value greater than 100% of what is installed.  That's the WTF.

[pisskop]

 I can see Japa and Gunner-chan in that pic.

[TD1]

And Tack

[wierd]

translucent console window on top of bay12 forums in firefox. also overlapping the console window the compile job is running in.

[TD1]

Totally spying on GC, Tack and Japa.

[wierd]

No, those three (and metalslimehunt) are hacking my box, trying to get out-- which is why it says an absurd value for % ram used! 

(no, really, it's just the lineup of who started the threads shown on the screen. Current poster is cut off.)

[hector13]

One that doesnt spill everywhere if you knock it over, obviously.

I appreciated this.

Spoiler: best nipple (click to show/hide)

[Yoink]

I have those now tho

Dude, you're supposed to make sure she's okay with having her boob-nipple bitten beforehand.