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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14558537 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139995 on: November 10, 2018, 04:35:33 pm »

And then on page 2880 (50pop master race fuck the wooooorld) the WTF thread achieved apotheosis via a scintillating combination of passive aggression, arguing away from each other, popcorn, and being pounded in the butt by surprise Chuck Tingle.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139996 on: November 10, 2018, 04:35:47 pm »

Today, I misspoke "healthy sexlife" as "sexy healthlife". WTF Brain?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139997 on: November 10, 2018, 04:37:46 pm »

Gentlemen, you can't fight here! This is the WTF room!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139998 on: November 10, 2018, 04:38:13 pm »

Today, I improved upon"healthy sexlife" as "sexy healthlife". Thanks Brain.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #139999 on: November 10, 2018, 04:42:09 pm »

Today, I misspoke "healthy sexlife" as "sexy healthlife". WTF Brain?
Unfortunately, this in the current circumstances will not reach the heights that it so deserves.

And then on page 2880 (50pop master race fuck the wooooorld) the WTF thread achieved apotheosis via a scintillating combination of passive aggression, arguing away from each other, popcorn, and being pounded in the butt by surprise Chuck Tingle.
pounded in the butt by surprise Chuck Tingle.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140000 on: November 10, 2018, 04:46:26 pm »

Sorry jack, Chucky's back!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140001 on: November 10, 2018, 04:54:18 pm »

Alright, about two hundred posts later, wierd finally makes half a concession that the k'n-yan probably are really quite that bad when viewed from any perspective other than his enlightened ultra-rational stance, which the majority of humanity by his own admission does not share.

I look forward to your presidency when you rationally point out to the rest of the world that our current way of life is unsustainable as well, since it seems to me reasonable that if you can reasonably expect it to work for the k'n-yan, it should work for humans.

With that, I think we're about done here. I'm bored of trying to persuade wierd that it's possible he made an error if judgment concerning a story he hadn't read in a while, and it's late.

Show's over folks, go to your homes!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140002 on: November 10, 2018, 04:54:39 pm »

Today, I misspoke "healthy sexlife" as "sexy healthlife". WTF Brain?

Oh hai Mark.

So, Mark, how is your healthlife?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140003 on: November 10, 2018, 04:56:22 pm »

Today, I misspoke "healthy sexlife" as "sexy healthlife". WTF Brain?

Oh hai Mark.

So, Mark, how is your healthlife?
... What are you insinuating under these circumstances?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140004 on: November 10, 2018, 05:06:29 pm »

That while other people make their healthy lifestyle a staple, you somehow manage to make it SEXY too?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140005 on: November 10, 2018, 05:28:27 pm »

Today, I misspoke "healthy sexlife" as "sexy healthlife". WTF Brain?

Oh hai Mark.

So, Mark, how is your healthlife?
... What are you insinuating under these circumstances?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140006 on: November 10, 2018, 05:42:27 pm »

Tommy Wiseau also did another movie with Greg Sestero. Best F(r)iends. Pretty fun.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140007 on: November 11, 2018, 02:08:57 pm »

Handwashing my gi has made me realise that putting a tiny bit of water into it causes it to drip an unlimited amount of water, no matter how much you wring it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140008 on: November 11, 2018, 02:11:32 pm »

Handwashing my gi
Seems pretty hard to do, what with all the muscles and high body mass and such.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #140009 on: November 11, 2018, 09:24:44 pm »

My mother is currently obsessed with and binge-watching a Colombian "telenovela", or soap opera, from the early 2000s.
Of all the things on Netflix to watch, she has settled on this. Why?! It's like... Neighbours or Home and Away in Spanish, with various cultural differences and elaborate hand gestures. The wooden acting and... well, wooden everything remain the same, though. Even the soundtrack is jarring and awful! Why are there sudden, whimsical harmonica riffs at seemingly random moments throughout?!
The prevalence of cheesy accordion ballads I can just put down to cultural differences.

At least the other shows she usually watches tend to have at least some merit, like interesting historical sets and costumes and such. I suppose I've been guilty in the past of getting into really dreadful shows, films or books, simply due to making a start on them and getting invested (or even just wanting to see how it ends), but I'm surprised she could even stomach this for long enough to reach that stage.
Just about the only redeeming quality of this show is the grouchy, long-suffering grandfather who waves his arms about all the time and happily and savagely trash-talks his offspring at any opportunity.
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