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[wobbly]

Not sure why you're picking it up in the 1st place? It's pretty easy to tell which way a spider is headed when it moves, if you put your arm so the path takes it where you want it to go you don't have to touch it. No reason to panic it by actually picking it up.

you want me to explain why i picked up something i want to move to another location...? lol

Maybe just a difference in where we live? Last spider I found crawling on me was this guy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-tailed_spider

I tend to respect spiders enough to not needlessly bother them, it can be unwise to touch a spider where I live.

[Caz]

Not sure why you're picking it up in the 1st place? It's pretty easy to tell which way a spider is headed when it moves, if you put your arm so the path takes it where you want it to go you don't have to touch it. No reason to panic it by actually picking it up.

you want me to explain why i picked up something i want to move to another location...? lol

Maybe just a difference in where we live? Last spider I found crawling on me was this guy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-tailed_spider

I tend to respect spiders enough to not needlessly bother them, it can be unwise to touch a spider where I live.

yeah beyond freak events where someone is bitten by some exotic spider that travelled in with a box of fruit spiders are harmless here. i've held spiders hundreds of times and this is the first time it went weird :X

[hector13]

Caz is a Scotchman (ahaha I feel so dirty typing that) and there aren’t many spiders that do nastiness there, aside from allergic reactions.

My wtf is the volume of political ads that are on tv now. I don’t think there are actual ads for things, just “I’m amazing, this other person is a dick, vote for me ‘cause I don’t do dickish things” followed by “that person that was just saying they weren’t a dick? Nah, they’re a dick, vote for me, I’m amazing.” to varying degrees.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"So Jim. We just killed off the heroine's friend, possessor of a holy transformation MacGuffin which is highly important to the plot. What should we do about it?"

"Oh that's easy Bob. Just give the MacGuffin to the friend's pet frog, who has been treated as the group's mascot and hasn't displayed any signs of intelligence before this point."

"Oh. So the frog was a human all along then? All they needed to turn back was the MacGuffin, so they can now speak and join the rest of the characters in combat? Am I understanding that correctly Jim."

"Oh no Bob. Even after they take possession of the MacGuffin they're still a frog. An purple, oversized frog who can suddenly hold an intelligent conversation. But that doesn't mean they can't fight! The frog can just hold a sword in their mouth or something. That's how swords work, right?"

"Damn it Jim. This kind of crazy thinking is exactly why we hired you! How would you like a promotion?"

_{I have no idea what went through the minds of the people working on the video game I'm playing right now. I'd suggest drugs but it's all so lucid and matter-of-fact that I hesitate to do so.}

[Mech#4]

My wtf is the volume of political ads that are on tv now. I don’t think there are actual ads for things, just “I’m amazing, this other person is a dick, vote for me ‘cause I don’t do dickish things” followed by “that person that was just saying they weren’t a dick? Nah, they’re a dick, vote for me, I’m amazing.” to varying degrees.

Something something satire becomes reality

[Mephisto]

Speaking of politicians and dicks, some lady politician here in the states is basing her entire platform on "who do you trust to not show you their penis, the person with a penis or the person without one?"

[wierd]

How silly.  Lots of people without one in their pants keep one in their drawer. 

AND-- they can be just as bad about showing it to you.

[pisskop]

I get the feeling that when she walks by you can see her balls and when she opens her mouth you can see her dick.

[Loud Whispers]

Speaking of politicians and dicks, some lady politician here in the states is basing her entire platform on "who do you trust to not show you their penis, the person with a penis or the person without one?"

Tbh her campaign is going to backfire because the electorate are gonna ask if a woman won't show you her penis, what else is she hiding?

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

My wtf is the volume of political ads that are on tv now. I don’t think there are actual ads for things, just “I’m amazing, this other person is a dick, vote for me ‘cause I don’t do dickish things” followed by “that person that was just saying they weren’t a dick? Nah, they’re a dick, vote for me, I’m amazing.” to varying degrees.

"I'm a [person] with [problem]. [Another minute of describing [problem] and day-to-day life.] Currently, [thing] lets me [do important thing]. Under [politician]'s platform, I wouldn't be able to [do important thing]."

I have seen this trope so many times against so many candidates. It's getting old.

[Rolan7]

Skype's autocomplete (AKA Cortana) suggested responding to my housemate's failed date despondence with "Take me".
in the group chat

My friends and I proceeded to have fun with autocomplete, as we do.

Jeez, though, is that really what the algorithm thinks of me?  It has long since decided I'm female, which I get and don't mind, but it's a little eerie how thirsty it got.  Since it's offering to speak for me, and all.  And it's occasionally insightful.

The way the camera follows us in slo-mo
The way we look to us all
The way we look to a distant constellation
That’s dying in a corner of the sky

[Loud Whispers]

robots can't lie m9

[Kagus]

Cortana's always had some damn thirsty holobooty. Just plug in and upload, the bitch is already in your head anyways...

[JoshuaFH]

I'm pretty sure that was Asimov's 4th law of robotics: to help humans get their freak on whenever possible.

[AzyWng]

The second law does say to follow people’s orders as long as it doesn’t hurt them...