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[scriver]

The scar and age are all I know, but somehow I'm convinced that Hans is big black man, why the fuck? I mean 20$ say you're a tall skinny white dude (with a scar yes yes)

I picture him as skinny, 1.80 my tall, with a long, golden mustache and clean shaved sideburns and cheeks. Has a mullet, a trucker cap and wear a orange vest. Dunno why I picture you as a red neck trucker Hans.

Oh also, I have years thinking Hugo Luman is secretly Hugh Jackman.

I'm 190.5cm (6'3 ish) and 90 ish kilograms (200 lbs, almost even)
I have no facial hair, though I'm trying to grow some on my vacation. I have a very short buzzcut, and somewhat angular features that I would describe as, "Looks like a nice enough guy, but also sorta like an ex-con"

I typically wear a Sublime t-shirt and shorts or a sleeveless tanktop in speckled gray, with shorts. I have a baseball cap I wear a lot, it's featureless forest green with a sorta black bill. I'm closer to 'Average white guy' than 'Redneck'. I alternate contacts and glasses, but I feel the glasses make me look like every sketch of a serial killer ever, so I avoid them mostly.

Oh and I have a medium build. Neither muscular or fat. I'm quite wiry actually, and stronger than I look, but I've got no muscular definition or fat. I was truly skinny til the last five years, but now I'm built like your average man.

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If I were to guess your heritage from this picture, I'd guess you were 100% German.

[hector13]

No, no, a scar under the eye is handsome and a good guy trait (as long as you're not a literal nazi). A cut across the eye makes you the evil twin (though if you don't have a twin, you're a good guy).

No no, a moustache makes you the evil twin. Scar across the eye makes you a 'dark stranger' (usually for a training montage/flashback scene)

Are you guys seriously talking about other indications of an evil twin aside from an evil goatee? There is no 100% indicator aside from evil goatee.

What if I have a good goatee?

[IcyTea31]

Are you guys seriously talking about other indications of an evil twin aside from an evil goatee? There is no 100% indicator aside from evil goatee.

No, not 100%. A goatee is fine as long as it's combined with a sufficiently long moustache to make you the old, wise mentor. The only certain way to determine an evil twin is to hug them and see if they give the camera an evil glance.

[Hanslanda]

I'm 100% United Statesian but I'll do that douchey white American thing.

Probably ~60 German
~20 French, English and Scottish
~20 Sioux (Dead great grandmother was full blooded and married a half Sioux half Englishman)

Just an estimate. I tan like a N.American though which is nice.

[Caz]

I'm 100% United Statesian but I'll do that douchey white American thing.

Probably ~60 German
~20 French, English and Scottish
~20 Sioux (Dead great grandmother was full blooded and married a half Sioux half Englishman)

Just an estimate. I tan like a N.American though which is nice.

You have 80 people inside you? Disgusting.

[hector13]

That’s an odd mix. Historically the French fight the Germans and the English (with the Scots) and the Germans fight the English.

The English and French must sometimes leverage the Sioux part to aid in fighting the other side.

[scriver]

I'm 100% United Statesian but I'll do that douchey white American thing.

Don't worry, just reducing people down to "white" or "black" Americans is douchier

[pisskop]

America isnt an ethnicity.

*shrug* by focusing on where our parents came from we can define our 'race'.  Because it makes us different.  Kind of like Welsh and Brittish people.  I guess.


Im American, but by decent Im a second generation italian.  Or first, if my father is the 0th gen.

[hector13]

If you go to Europe and tell people you’re American you will get a very different reaction compared to if you told them you’re Canadian.

[Dunamisdeos]

Are you guys seriously talking about other indications of an evil twin aside from an evil goatee? There is no 100% indicator aside from evil goatee.

No, not 100%. A goatee is fine as long as it's combined with a sufficiently long moustache to make you the old, wise mentor. The only certain way to determine an evil twin is to hug them and see if they give the camera an evil glance.

I agree about the separation of good and bad goatees, but that's why I specified the evil goatee. It is important not to suspect the wrong person until the very end when your counterpart proclaims that his goatee was the villain all along.

[dragdeler]

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[pisskop]

Wait, the Sabaton 'winged hussars' meme is an actual song?

[Kagus]

Wait, the Sabaton 'winged hussars' meme is an actual song?

It's Sabaton, dude.

[pisskop]

But the meme has a jaunty silly beat.  It sounds like a meme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mGPnud_IjE - Winged Hussars


Compare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s43yLMgXXOU - White Death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2ylGAwBnk - Carolus Rex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlsRsRo1PI4 - Shadows

[Lord Shonus]

It does have a different sound than a lot of their stuff, but it is in the same range.

Besides, you can't really fault a band who cites Twisted Sister as a major musical inspiration for having the occasional song with a "silly beat".