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[birdy51]

"I am going to cut open your brain now. Yes Mr. Bond. I do hope you don't mind."

[LordBaal]

The scar and age are all I know, but somehow I'm convinced that Hans is big black man, why the fuck? I mean 20$ say you're a tall skinny white dude (with a scar yes yes)

I picture him as skinny, 1.80 my tall, with a long, golden mustache and clean shaved sideburns and cheeks. Has a mullet, a trucker cap and wear a orange vest. Dunno why I picture you as a red neck trucker Hans.

Oh also, I have years thinking Hugo Luman is secretly Hugh Jackman.

[Khan Boyzitbig]

I actually do have a small or near imperceivable scar below my left eye, or I did have, it still causes some issues. And I am very fond of cats and can talk in a posh accent at will.

[Frumple]

Somebody is getting paid money to do this shit, how the fuck did it come to that?

Me nyet parle pas des españolungen.

Magic, friend jopax. Word magic. Magical word incompetence.

[IcyTea31]

No, no, a scar under the eye is handsome and a good guy trait (as long as you're not a literal nazi). A cut across the eye makes you the evil twin (though if you don't have a twin, you're a good guy).

[Kagus]

The scar and age are all I know, but somehow I'm convinced that Hans is big black man, why the fuck? I mean 20$ say you're a tall skinny white dude (with a scar yes yes)

He's a panda. He's black, white, and asian.

[Egan_BW]

No, no, a scar under the eye is handsome and a good guy trait (as long as you're not a literal nazi). A cut across the eye makes you the evil twin (though if you don't have a twin, you're a good guy).

I have a scar above my eye, what does that make me?

[Teneb]

No, no, a scar under the eye is handsome and a good guy trait (as long as you're not a literal nazi). A cut across the eye makes you the evil twin (though if you don't have a twin, you're a good guy).

I have a scar above my eye, what does that make me?

The worst of them all: an anti-hero

[Kagus]

No, no, a scar under the eye is handsome and a good guy trait (as long as you're not a literal nazi). A cut across the eye makes you the evil twin (though if you don't have a twin, you're a good guy).

I have a scar above my eye, what does that make me?

The worst of them all: an anti-hero

A perpetually surprised/skeptical anti-hero at that.

I have a scar in the middle of my forehead, right at the hairline. It's from when I ran headfirst into the corner of a kitchen table while chasing a meteorite. There's also a tiny scar on my cheek from when I had a disagreement with some ice as a toddler or something.

[LordBaal]

I don't have scars near my eyes. I do have a really small Why So Serious scar on the right side of my mouth from a stupid fight when I was a kid, it took 3 or 4 stitches to close the gap. If I let my mustache grow a little it can't be seen.

[Hanslanda]

The scar and age are all I know, but somehow I'm convinced that Hans is big black man, why the fuck? I mean 20$ say you're a tall skinny white dude (with a scar yes yes)

I picture him as skinny, 1.80 my tall, with a long, golden mustache and clean shaved sideburns and cheeks. Has a mullet, a trucker cap and wear a orange vest. Dunno why I picture you as a red neck trucker Hans.

Oh also, I have years thinking Hugo Luman is secretly Hugh Jackman.

I'm 190.5cm (6'3 ish) and 90 ish kilograms (200 lbs, almost even)
I have no facial hair, though I'm trying to grow some on my vacation. I have a very short buzzcut, and somewhat angular features that I would describe as, "Looks like a nice enough guy, but also sorta like an ex-con"

I typically wear a Sublime t-shirt and shorts or a sleeveless tanktop in speckled gray, with shorts. I have a baseball cap I wear a lot, it's featureless forest green with a sorta black bill. I'm closer to 'Average white guy' than 'Redneck'. I alternate contacts and glasses, but I feel the glasses make me look like every sketch of a serial killer ever, so I avoid them mostly.

Oh and I have a medium build. Neither muscular or fat. I'm quite wiry actually, and stronger than I look, but I've got no muscular definition or fat. I was truly skinny til the last five years, but now I'm built like your average man.

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[Hanslanda]

BTW the scar is literally imperceptible in photos, is barely 1/2 inch long/1.25cm long, and it's hidden by the rim of my glasses anyway.

[Caz]

No, no, a scar under the eye is handsome and a good guy trait (as long as you're not a literal nazi). A cut across the eye makes you the evil twin (though if you don't have a twin, you're a good guy).

No no, a moustache makes you the evil twin. Scar across the eye makes you a 'dark stranger' (usually for a training montage/flashback scene)

[Caz]

A rich housewife defacto indicates one of two things. (possibly both)

1) they are a trustfund baby, and have always been wealthy.
2) They are married to a wealthy man.

This, owing to their occupation of "housewife", which produces negative income.

You forgot 3) Got rich before becoming a housewife.

Unless you think that people hatch from eggs with their professions printed on the front.

[Dunamisdeos]

No, no, a scar under the eye is handsome and a good guy trait (as long as you're not a literal nazi). A cut across the eye makes you the evil twin (though if you don't have a twin, you're a good guy).

No no, a moustache makes you the evil twin. Scar across the eye makes you a 'dark stranger' (usually for a training montage/flashback scene)

Are you guys seriously talking about other indications of an evil twin aside from an evil goatee? There is no 100% indicator aside from evil goatee.