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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14922398 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #128085 on: October 28, 2017, 03:32:47 pm »

"We shall eat you for desserts. Cheerio!"

I have never encountered a alien species that were not immediately hostile. It might happen one day, but it will be too late. I will give no quarter for xenos, never more. I rather like your idea with the missile bombardment. I do not know if it will work, but perhaps you could set up a mass drive, and pummel them with stones, too.
See, this to me is a believable purge the xenos scenario.  If humans repeatedly tried to have peaceful first contact and every single alien you met immediately invaded, its no wonder they'd be xenophobic. (what is xenophobic called for literal aliens?  xeno-xenophobic?)
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« Reply #128086 on: October 28, 2017, 03:39:48 pm »

Xenophobic. To them, we are the aliens.
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« Reply #128087 on: October 28, 2017, 03:44:14 pm »

Xenophobic. To them, we are the aliens.
This.
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« Reply #128088 on: October 28, 2017, 03:58:05 pm »

Xenophobic. To them, we are the aliens.
This.
"No humans, you are the aliens."
And then the humans were aliens.
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« Reply #128089 on: October 28, 2017, 04:04:44 pm »

"How To Serve Xenos"
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« Reply #128090 on: October 28, 2017, 04:29:22 pm »


"Know the Xeno, or a Guide in Interstellar Love".

For the more light-hearted universe, where there are more friendly disposed aliens, of the attractive sort that are similar to mankind, save a few cosmetic differences. I know myself well enough that I am sure that I would be a particularly eager space explorer, if that were the case. My sort of space diplomacy; through torpedoes or torpedoes.

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Nah, you can only target mass drivers at a world that has its own mass driver to receive the minerals. Bombardment only happens if the receiving mass driver gets moved away after transferring begins.

Bother. That is a shame. Of course, that means that they cannot do so to me, at least. Well, until a special Starship Troopers feature is included in some update...

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« Reply #128091 on: October 28, 2017, 05:28:38 pm »

Given that I did create a missile with over 1b km range you could do the next best thing and nuke them from the neighbouring planet.
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« Reply #128092 on: October 28, 2017, 06:09:15 pm »

Given that I did create a missile with over 1b km range you could do the next best thing and nuke them from the neighbouring planet.

It's the only way to be sure.
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« Reply #128093 on: October 28, 2017, 06:23:52 pm »

I'unno, interplanetary nuclear exchange sounds suspiciously like there would be a planet left on the other end. Might not be that much of a sure thing. Going to have to crack the mantle, shatter the planet, and launch the remains out of the system at a significant fraction of c.
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« Reply #128094 on: October 28, 2017, 06:36:06 pm »

Sadly, as in-depth as Aurora is I don't believe it's that in-depth. The best you can really do is so badly irradiate and pollute a planet that it's virtually uninhabitable.
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« Reply #128095 on: October 28, 2017, 06:56:21 pm »

Completely destroying a planet with nukes would be almost impossible.  It would be like leveling a mountain with nothing but bullets fired from assault rifles.
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« Reply #128096 on: October 28, 2017, 07:00:03 pm »

you could do it if you had enuff dakka
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« Reply #128097 on: October 28, 2017, 07:11:26 pm »

What if you put a big enough bomb inside the planet? If you were to do something like that to Earth, wouldn't it crack like an egg?

I'm starting to think that "For Science" is a perfectly valid reason for destroying the Earth.
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« Reply #128098 on: October 28, 2017, 08:40:49 pm »

Even detonating nukes underwater does rather little on the surface. Now imagine that with stone instead of water.
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« Reply #128099 on: October 28, 2017, 10:28:50 pm »

but since you will never have enuff dakka, it is sadly impossible.

False, on both counts! Never is a long time, thus possible, if improbable.
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