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[EnigmaticHat]

Didn't some scientist fertilize a mouse egg with another egg somehow?  Just add some steriods and bam.  DCs Amazons: its more likely than you think.  With constant lifelong steroids use they'd probably last as long as Amazons too.  Being a nameless Atlanteon, Amazon or Green Lantern is really bad for your life expectancy.

Edit: Although I suppose technically the Amazons are all ancient.  Its just that the moment a comics continuity begins is when everyone in the world starts dropping like flies.

[martinuzz]

MAN-eating dinosaur develops meteor shield to prevent being fucked over by a random act of universe again. Woman bans meteor shield construction from space, restricts it to MAN-eating dinosaur-cave.

[Eric Blank]

This got weird fast.

Also, goat is clearly dominant species. Literal garbage gut.

[Folly]

Well, I can now say that I've been on the wrong end of a bank robbery.

I was contracted to decommision the computers at a Chase Bank that recently closed. Someone forgot to turn off the silent alarm, so several police officers showed up and wanted to know why I was looting all of the bank's computers. I wanted to know why it took them 2 and a half hours to show up.

[Eric Blank]

Well, I can now say that I've been on the wrong end of a bank robbery.

I was contracted to decommision the computers at a Chase Bank that recently closed. Someone forgot to turn off the silent alarm, so several police officers showed up and wanted to know why I was looting all of the bank's computers. I wanted to know why it took them 2 and a half hours to show up.

Thats actually pretty damn funny. Im sure it was terrifying, tho.

[EnigmaticHat]

Well, I can now say that I've been on the wrong end of a bank robbery.

I was contracted to decommision the computers at a Chase Bank that recently closed. Someone forgot to turn off the silent alarm, so several police officers showed up and wanted to know why I was looting all of the bank's computers. I wanted to know why it took them 2 and a half hours to show up.

That sounds like something a national bank would do.  At the start of your post I was worried you were on the other wrong end of a bank robbery. 

[GiglameshDespair]

The one where you escape on a plane to somewhere tropical, carrying large sacks of cash, I assume.

[overseer05-15]

The one where you escape on a plane to somewhere tropical, carrying large sacks of cash, I assume.

Only if the sacks have big dollar signs painted on the side, though. If you're gonna do wrong, make sure to do wrong right.

[Dunamisdeos]

The one where you escape on a plane to somewhere tropical, carrying large sacks of cash, I assume.

Only if the sacks have big dollar signs painted on the side, though. If you're gonna do wrong, make sure to do wrong right.

Don't forget an upbeat montage theme song.

[Loud Whispers]

tfw you're the best bank robber in the world only you don't break into banks, you work for them and they pay you. fools.

[Folly]

Which end is exactly the right end tho

The right end is the one where you don't have people with guns who are seriously considering using them against you.

[hector13]

Which end is exactly the right end tho

The right end is the one where you don't have people with guns who are seriously considering using them against you.

And which one would that be?

The right one.

[Egan_BW]

I imagine the right side is the one where you weren't present and it wasn't your bank that got robbed.

[Helgoland]

The right side is where you're a manufacturer of alarm systems.

[Avarice]

Cops took two hours.
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