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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #108705 on: September 01, 2016, 04:08:50 pm »

Battlefield 1's beta. Not the server DDoSing, but the game itself.

"Hey guys let's make the next Buttholefield set in WWI!"
"Yeah but let's give everyone SMGs and automatic rifles because they're lazy shitheads who can't aim a bolt-action without a scope."
"Yeah!"

Also the one-man light tank can mount an autocannon which can fire canister shells. Literally armored automatic shotgun on treads.
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« Reply #108706 on: September 01, 2016, 04:49:41 pm »

Mebibyte (Not misspelled!) vs Megabyte

1,000,000 bytes is NOT a useful measurement! The only person who could possibly think this was a good idea is someone who knows little to nothing about computers and how they work. When working with computers you need measurements that are powers of two, multiples of 8, or multiples of a power of two. There are good sound reasons for this (that I, as a programmer, understand perfectly, but that would take too long to explain here).

It is unsurprising that this poorly conceived unit was designed in 1998 and is still mostly unused today. Sadly it is used in the compression program I use on Linux. Imagine my surprise when I tell it to split into "1024MB volumes" and end up with something other than 1GB listed as the file size. (eg, the file browser uses the "old" unit definitions, and the compression program uses the "new, braindead" definitions)
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« Reply #108707 on: September 01, 2016, 04:52:30 pm »

Uh, no, it isn't. There's no legal limitation on mature video games. This isn't like with alcohol, where it actually is a good idea because you can get fucked from even one bad call.

This is something only done as company policies, and definitely not universal either.
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« Reply #108708 on: September 01, 2016, 05:06:40 pm »

In other news, muh girlfriend told me how she was on class and they were viewing the uni's collection of preserved corpses, and there was a hermaphrodite one, with the vaginal canal between the penis and the scrotum.

What an inconvenient place to have a vagina. :v

Inconvenient, but not necessarily surprising. Remember that the female clitoris is pretty much the same in structure as the shaft and head of the male penis, while the labia is much the same as the scrotum.
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« Reply #108709 on: September 01, 2016, 05:10:17 pm »

Mebibyte (Not misspelled!) vs Megabyte

1,000,000 bytes is NOT a useful measurement! The only person who could possibly think this was a good idea is someone who knows little to nothing about computers and how they work. When working with computers you need measurements that are powers of two, multiples of 8, or multiples of a power of two. There are good sound reasons for this (that I, as a programmer, understand perfectly, but that would take too long to explain here).

It is unsurprising that this poorly conceived unit was designed in 1998 and is still mostly unused today. Sadly it is used in the compression program I use on Linux. Imagine my surprise when I tell it to split into "1024MB volumes" and end up with something other than 1GB listed as the file size. (eg, the file browser uses the "old" unit definitions, and the compression program uses the "new, braindead" definitions)
Yeah, SI can go bugger off away from our units...Though,the question is which is using what.
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« Reply #108710 on: September 01, 2016, 05:12:18 pm »

I remember when my high school informatics teacher told me that 1 GHz is 1024 MHz. What innocent days those were.
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« Reply #108711 on: September 01, 2016, 05:13:51 pm »

See that's the thing though! Most non-programmer layman folk work in base 10, so it's useful for them.

The weird thing is, I can't imagine anyone like that using Linux, or compression programs... so the question is why that shit exists.
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« Reply #108712 on: September 01, 2016, 05:14:09 pm »

Battlefield 1's beta. Not the server DDoSing, but the game itself.

"Hey guys let's make the next Buttholefield set in WWI!"
"Yeah but let's give everyone SMGs and automatic rifles because they're lazy shitheads who can't aim a bolt-action without a scope."
"Yeah!"

Also the one-man light tank can mount an autocannon which can fire canister shells. Literally armored automatic shotgun on treads.
BUT I WANTED IT TO BE GOOD SO BADLY

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« Reply #108713 on: September 01, 2016, 05:14:54 pm »

Battlefield 1's beta. Not the server DDoSing, but the game itself.

"Hey guys let's make the next Buttholefield set in WWI!"
"Yeah but let's give everyone SMGs and automatic rifles because they're lazy shitheads who can't aim a bolt-action without a scope."
"Yeah!"

Also the one-man light tank can mount an autocannon which can fire canister shells. Literally armored automatic shotgun on treads.
BUT I WANTED IT TO BE GOOD SO BADLY

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« Reply #108714 on: September 01, 2016, 05:18:40 pm »

Mebibyte (Not misspelled!) vs Megabyte

1,000,000 bytes is NOT a useful measurement! The only person who could possibly think this was a good idea is someone who knows little to nothing about computers and how they work. When working with computers you need measurements that are powers of two, multiples of 8, or multiples of a power of two. There are good sound reasons for this (that I, as a programmer, understand perfectly, but that would take too long to explain here).

It is unsurprising that this poorly conceived unit was designed in 1998 and is still mostly unused today. Sadly it is used in the compression program I use on Linux. Imagine my surprise when I tell it to split into "1024MB volumes" and end up with something other than 1GB listed as the file size. (eg, the file browser uses the "old" unit definitions, and the compression program uses the "new, braindead" definitions)

Actually the rot started back in the 1980s. You had the 360kb disk, the 720kb disk, all good so far. But then you had the 1.44MB floppy. Note that 720 x 2 = 1440. It's just a double-sided 720 (1440), except they knocked three zeros off it, and called it "1.44MB". The big irony here was the units that the "1.44" is in. The KBs are normal, 1024 bytes, but the MBs are 1000KBs, so it's "1MB = 1024 x 1000 Bytes". At the time me and other people tried to work out how they claimed it was 1.44MB because that made no sense any way you looked at it. I worked it out years later.

Memory manufacturers at least still use sane sizes, because you can't bullshit memory alignments, but harddrives are different. Things don't explode because of HDs not being the size they say they are.

The rot for hard-drives actually started with the marketing for the 4GB hard-drive. 1024^3 bytes is 4.29 billion bytes, so they marketed that as "4.3GB". After that they got looser and sloppier: HD sizes became more arbitrary, so they'd just round up to the nearest 1000. Given that, the actual megabytes can appear almost 10% lower than the HD manufacturer tries and tell you. One common thing is to blame Bill Gates for the 10% chunk of drive you "lost". This is an erroneous belief, but it's not one that the HD makers have any interest in correcting. The problem comes because Windows tells you the accurate size of the drive using 1024-based measurements.
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« Reply #108715 on: September 01, 2016, 05:20:41 pm »

See that's the thing though! Most non-programmer layman folk work in base 10, so it's useful for them.

The weird thing is, I can't imagine anyone like that using Linux, or compression programs... so the question is why that shit exists.

Because someone want to blindly conform to the "standards"? It's stupid, but that is how some idiots think (if it's standard I must do it).

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I suppose rot is inevitable, but it doesn't have to be formally codified.
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« Reply #108716 on: September 01, 2016, 05:29:45 pm »

Battlefield 1's beta. Not the server DDoSing, but the game itself.

"Hey guys let's make the next Buttholefield set in WWI!"
"Yeah but let's give everyone SMGs and automatic rifles because they're lazy shitheads who can't aim a bolt-action without a scope."
"Yeah!"

Also the one-man light tank can mount an autocannon which can fire canister shells. Literally armored automatic shotgun on treads.
I so badly wish I were surprised by this.
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« Reply #108717 on: September 01, 2016, 05:35:28 pm »

Same deal with WWII shooters. "Hey, lets give all the germans STG44s, because bolt actions are sooo boring!" "If all the germans have STG44s we need to give all the americans BARs!" Until finally: "Let's just set the @$%@ game in modern times so we can give everyone assault rifles."
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« Reply #108718 on: September 01, 2016, 05:47:41 pm »

It also does the old BF thing with making shotguns useless trash.
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« Reply #108719 on: September 01, 2016, 05:51:20 pm »

>:I shotguns are still useful you numbnuts

Join the shotgun preservation society today.
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