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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14847075 times)

Rolan7

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106515 on: July 23, 2016, 11:32:57 am »

The rules are important because a lot of those dumb houserules extend an already long and arduous game :|
A-and I don't just know that from Cracked or whatever!  I lived it!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106516 on: July 23, 2016, 11:36:00 am »

Houserule: if the game lasts over an hour, whoever is "banker" may embezzle as much as he or she needs to ensure that the game comes to a close.
« Last Edit: July 23, 2016, 11:39:16 am by NJW2000 »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106517 on: July 23, 2016, 11:37:23 am »

The rules are a guideline, man, not law.
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« Reply #106518 on: July 23, 2016, 12:30:51 pm »

Houserule: if you're about to go under, you may hold emergency auctions of all of your mortgages.
Then sell them all to the underdog for a dollar and watch the kingpin's stupid face drop.
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« Reply #106519 on: July 23, 2016, 01:29:38 pm »

My wtf is pretty much the wtf thread itself.

WTF why is neon like, trying to ruin everyone's fun for most game threads and the wtf thread.  It's mind blowing how insanely cynical someone can be if they put their mind to it.  No seriously, I'm impressed neon.  (Love you still buddy.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106520 on: July 23, 2016, 03:10:24 pm »

If there were like... magic cards of all the members of this forum.

I wonder what my effect would be. (I already know I'd likely be black by that description)
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« Reply #106521 on: July 23, 2016, 03:12:33 pm »

The long, ranting flavor text leaves no room for an explanation of the card's effect. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106522 on: July 23, 2016, 03:16:23 pm »

There is a positive and negative numbers but no one knows what it does.
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« Reply #106523 on: July 23, 2016, 03:17:48 pm »

I was about to say he's got a reputation to uphold now.
That or you're horribly depressed.

You'd either be a counterspell or a mob which deals -1/-1's


What wou- Wait, no, this is one step away from being another one of those godawful FGRP threads.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106524 on: July 23, 2016, 03:19:21 pm »

Neonivek's effect would probably be something along the lines of casting the top card of an opponent's library. After all, they start discussions by bringing up things they don't like.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106525 on: July 23, 2016, 03:21:28 pm »

I was about to say he's got a reputation to uphold now.
That or you're horribly depressed.

You'd either be a counterspell or a mob which deals -1/-1's


What wou- Wait, no, this is one step away from being another one of those godawful FGRP threads.
Oh, pff. 

Actually, that sounds like an interesting thread.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106526 on: July 23, 2016, 03:21:48 pm »

If there were like... magic cards of all the members of this forum.

I wonder what my effect would be. (I already know I'd likely be black by that description)
Blue, maybe blue-black I guess.  Constantly stirring up discussion.

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I don't know what I'd be, except one of those dual cards.  Drunk/sober.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106527 on: July 23, 2016, 03:22:42 pm »

Wonder what I'd be.
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« Reply #106528 on: July 23, 2016, 03:24:42 pm »

...Maybe someone should make a thread.

But I'd say a red-white healer with haste.
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This one didn't want to be who they was. On the Surface – it was a dull, unconsidered sadness. But everything changed. Which implied everything could change.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #106529 on: July 23, 2016, 03:32:56 pm »

You and your opponent must discard your hands.
Like, in the bin for realsies.
Then go outside and look at some trees or something.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.
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