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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14855899 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #102840 on: May 25, 2016, 09:15:41 am »

I can cook the things.
Just not well.

Thankfuly I seem to have the inborn superpower of being able to eat anything as long as I'm hungry enough. If I was one of the few survivors of a plane crash in a deserted island, you can bet your thighs I'd have things to eat as long as there are other survivors ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hell, I'd eat the smoke demons too.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #102841 on: May 25, 2016, 09:26:52 am »

Hot block on block action.

No really, why the fuck is everything a burning brimstone.
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« Reply #102842 on: May 25, 2016, 09:27:18 am »

Heh.
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« Reply #102843 on: May 25, 2016, 09:33:41 am »

If it's online, which it is, they can't control what other people may say, which maybe prevents them from being pg-13?
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« Reply #102844 on: May 25, 2016, 09:37:00 am »

That's why you don't rate online multiplayer content...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #102845 on: May 25, 2016, 09:42:29 am »

Its kinda like Second Life. Very low on the pg scale as a whole, but the chances you'll end up crossing paths with several erotic roleplay sessions is higher then 50%.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #102846 on: May 25, 2016, 09:43:35 am »

If it's online, which it is, they can't control what other people may say, which maybe prevents them from being pg-13?

In those cases they usually go, "Online content not rated. You're on your own, kiddo. Hope you enjoy being called a faggot by twelve year-olds," so I'm pretty certain that the rating is for the single-player experience only. Maybe somebody just goofed and put it down as mature? Or someone in the Microsoft office decided to add strippers to the game. :u
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #102847 on: May 25, 2016, 09:46:41 am »

Aye what's changed? We have a socialist pope. I like the guy, but he's not going to change something with the inertia of the Catholic church.
How in the hell is Francis a socialist
He doesn't think he's big shit just because he's the head of a major religion. I don't think he's a socialist in Hell though; folk might get worked up by hell-spawn being pope.

On a more serious note, he's talked about economic injustice many a time, took down the bishop of bling in Germany, is investigating the Vatican Bank with a view to reform (accusations of money laundering encouraged the investigation) among other things. I would provide links, but I'm lazy and using a phone.

Google these things.
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« Reply #102848 on: May 25, 2016, 10:16:54 am »

I decide I want a pizza, so I stay up until the pizza place opens. They have this charming habit of declining my perfectly good card randomly for no reason. So I try the other acceptable one. THEY randomly aren't accepting online orders for no discernible reason, and I'm not going to try to put in an order over the phone because they'll inevitably fuck it up and it is a pain to use a card over the phone. So, since I get my paychecks direct deposited and rarely have cash on hand, I have to have somebody bring me a twenty so I can get the pizza I started trying to order an hour ago.
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« Reply #102849 on: May 25, 2016, 10:57:45 am »

They don't have credit card machines...?
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« Reply #102850 on: May 25, 2016, 11:21:13 am »

There is only one solution. Make your own pizza. I stopped buying pizza since i learned how to make it myself.
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« Reply #102851 on: May 25, 2016, 11:29:24 am »

If you're too lazy for that you can always buy frozen pizza.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #102852 on: May 25, 2016, 12:01:43 pm »

I found out I had some very old videos I filmed with my phone when I was like 10 or 11 years old. Apparently I was visiting a place with my class. I was struck by nostalgia for like one second, then I realized I was the most annoying kid in the world, going around telling people "I'm filming a video say hi!" with my squeaky voice. I then proceeded to delete the video and pretend it never happened.


Also, I found out that a (female) friend of mine is using a picture of two anime guys kissing each other as an avatar, on Whatsapp. This is what happens when I have free time, I find out bad things.

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« Reply #102853 on: May 25, 2016, 12:05:00 pm »

#2: haha. Maybe that turns her on!
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« Reply #102854 on: May 25, 2016, 12:22:49 pm »

Could be worse. She could be into furry yuri.
Funny enough i had a similar situation with one of my female friends who offered me to roleplay... an asian guy on some facebook kind of thing.
It was weird and not really my fetish.
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