Almost got one of my coworkers fired today. Here I am, busting my ass enough that it's causing significant strain to the point that I'm tempted to request Workman's Comp forms
in advance, while he wanders about doing what he feels like, constantly talking to everyone he can. What really pushed me to report him was seeing him take a single item off of the rack he was putting out, walk halfway across the store to where the item belongs, then spend several minutes talking with another coworker. He was talked to, but then went right back to what he was doing. My sister is also reporting him because later in the day he managed to strike up conversation with two of her employees at the same time, making sure they're not doing anything. Mind you, this is happening at a time when we're constantly being yelled at because for some reason we either cannot make our production quotas or cannot clean up the production area at the end of the day, indicating that there's a problem somewhere along the line.
On the way home, my mother gives me half a meatball parmesan sandwich. As I'm eating it, she explains that she got it from a place she passes regularly but never went in. She explains her reasoning to go in was that. in
her words: "It looks so clean inside and everyone inside is white and there's never any black people around". If it wasn't for the fact that I was really hungry and think wasting food is a really bad thing
and it was a really good sandwich I'd have thrown it out the window.
UGH! can people skip April Fools?
No one tells good jokes. At least the vast majority of them are bad jokes.
Don't worry. It is over in approximately half an hour. (Here in Sweden at least.)
According to my boss, you're technically only supposed to do pranks until midday.