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[Frumple]

Indeed.

And discuss how best to subjugate the peasants.

... is that what kids are calling it, these days?

I guess roleplay is becoming more widely accepted...

[IcyTea31]

New pickup line:
"Hey, you're making the peasants in me rebel. Wanna go to my place to discuss how to best subjugate them?"

[Frumple]

I could see a book series made from that conceit. First book title would be "Posh Johnny and the Naughty Scullery Maid", I think.

[AlleeCat]

New pickup line:
"Hey, you're making the peasants in me rebel. Wanna go to my place to discuss how to best subjugate them?"

Was gonna make an LCS reference, but I don't remember the exact line.

I could see a book series made from that conceit. First book title would be "Posh Johnny and the Naughty Scullery Maid", I think.

Anything like "The Lusty Argonian Maid?"

[TD1]

So...Twilight, only with Edward being a member of the nobility instead of a vampire.

And the Lusty Argonian Maid is a work of art which shall reverberate through all time.

[Frumple]

Probably similar in nature to the LAM, yes. Just a wider cast of characters, and the main character having a properly english innuendo name.

But no, TD1, nothing like twilight. Torrid is fine and should be encouraged, unhealthy abuse is not and shouldn't.

E: ... huh. There's Lifts-Her-Tail cosplay. I feel like I should be surprised, but... not.

[AlleeCat]

Nah, it was inevitable.

[hops]

Okay, I was trying not to comment on this what with the risk of sounding conceited, but what is seriously up with this weekend? 3 people told me they had a crush on me, and of course I'm a jerk and refused them because it's online. It's still all very surreal though.

[EnigmaticHat]

So...Twilight, only with Edward being a member of the nobility instead of a vampire.

He's so beautiful classy but deep down he wants to drink my blood oppress me.

[hops]

Dark Twilights, starring Barnabas Cullen?

[TD1]

So...Twilight, only with Edward being a member of the nobility instead of a vampire.

He's so beautiful classy but deep down he wants to drink my blood oppress me.

Precisely!

And the best part is it can't be worse than the original.

[Tack]

Why did I missed the massive conversation about foodtimes before I could jump in and throw around slangs.
Smoko is always at 3pm, so that's something.

[Rolan7]

Okay, I was trying not to comment on this what with the risk of sounding conceited, but what is seriously up with this weekend? 3 people told me they had a crush on me, and of course I'm a jerk and refused them because it's online. It's still all very surreal though.

I actually know how that is, though not to that degree 
I think you made the right decision.  Or at least, I think I broke down and made a wrong one eventually.

[hops]

Iunno, I feel like logically speaking being in a relationship would be better for my self esteem than not being in one, but there is also a part of me that's too stuck up to settle with a single person.

[Frumple]

... so don't? Go into it being honest about being interested in and intent on maintaining an open relationship. Let your potential partner decide if they're still interested, and all that.