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[Loud Whispers]

The whole genocide the world thing was pretty dickish though.

He only did it once, then promised not to do it again and gave us rainbows. Rainbows make everything better.

'Hey Yahweh?'
'Yeah what?'
'Did you leave the taps on again?'
'Hah no. Wait.'
'Shit.'
'Get me my rainbows.'

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

The whole genocide the world thing was pretty dickish though.

He only did it once, then promised not to do it again and gave us rainbows. Rainbows make everything better.

'Hey Yahweh?'
'Yeah what?'
'Did you leave the taps on again?'
'Hah no. Wait.'
'Shit.'
'Get me my rainbows.'

'Hey guys, what did you call me in for?'
'Hephhastus, thank me you're here, finally, can you fix the taps? They seem to be broken again.'
'You know, for an omnipotent force capable of anything, you sure need my help a lot.'

[scrdest]

It took me way too long to realize Samson was essentially Bronze Age Hulk.

[Bohandas]

The whole genocide the world thing was pretty dickish though.

He only did it once, then promised not to do it again and gave us rainbows. Rainbows make everything better.

'Hey Yahweh?'
'Yeah what?'
'Did you leave the taps on again?'
'Hah no. Wait.'
'Shit.'
'Get me my rainbows.'

'Hey guys, what did you call me in for?'
'Hephhastus, thank me you're here, finally, can you fix the taps? They seem to be broken again.'
'You know, for an omnipotent force capable of anything, you sure need my help a lot.'

That's like the link on Bunk about the marked doors in Exodus: "Back in the bibke days people would mark their doors to show God they should not be killed, because even though he's 0mniscient God works best with visual reminders"

[Sergarr]

Buy a bundle including the game ZOMBIE ZOID.
See it gets released on steam.
Check forums for when we'll get keys.
See nothing from devs.
Devs rename game ZOMBIE ZOEDS to try to get out of obligations to bundle buyers.
Buyers freak out.
Finally get key.
Install game.
Missing executable.

10/10 worst devs ever.

[Graknorke]

From the latest DF devlog:

[my miner] immediately started pondering whether probing would make a good surgical technique

Dwarves confirmed for aliens???

[cerapa]

I am changing a few bits in my old code. It feels like I'm trying to unravel the eldritch writings of some madman. The longer I stare at it, the more I understand the thoughts behind them, but I am also slowly being dragged into the madness.

[McDonald]

Regarding my window cleaner, a white goo has appeared on the bottom of the container. It looks like a spiral galaxy when looking from the top.

[Grim Portent]

Regarding my window cleaner, a white goo has appeared on the bottom of the container. It looks like a spiral galaxy when looking from the top.

Assuming this is still your blend of random chemicals and yeast I'd assume that either something has reacted into an insoluble substance and condensed at the bottom or it's a layer of yeast cells and yeast waste products.

[McDonald]

Okay, now chlorine is being produced when salt is added. What have I done?

[wierd]

Without some clarification on WHAT exactly you have put in there, and in what ammounts, I really cant say.

If you dont know what the chemicals you are using actually DO, you shouldnt be playing with them.

[scrdest]

Without some clarification on WHAT exactly you have put in there, and in what ammounts, I really cant say.

If you dont know what the chemicals you are using actually DO, you shouldnt be playing with them.

Or, if you are doing it at all, at least take safety precautions. Chlorine is lethal shit, yo.

[McDonald]

Without some clarification on WHAT exactly you have put in there, and in what ammounts, I really cant say.

If you dont know what the chemicals you are using actually DO, you shouldnt be playing with them.

Or, if you are doing it at all, at least take safety precautions. Chlorine is lethal shit, yo.

At least I didn't put my nose right into it... Yeah, I'm doing it outside, don't worry about me.

[Grim Portent]

Okay, now chlorine is being produced when salt is added. What have I done?

You sure it's chlorine?

[wierd]

I suspect that instead of chlorine, he has produced chloramine, which is EVEN WORSE, and what you get when ammonia (or at least, nitrogenous compounds related to ammonia) reacts with chlorine.

Since we have yeast (and yeast biproducts) along with gawd only knows what in there, adding the salt might (MIGHT!) be having a reaction where the sodium is cabbaged up by a covalent bond (instead of an ionic bond), leaving free chlorine in solution which then reacts with the ammonia.  OR-- it MIGHT be that the chlorine is being cabbaged up, chloramine gas, leaving the sodium to react with water to form sodium oxide/hydroxide.

Either way, you are playing with chemicals without understanding what they do.  That's not safe.