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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14918358 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71550 on: March 09, 2015, 02:49:43 pm »

"Overqualified" generally means more "we're concerned that you won't be terrified enough of unemployment to stick with us."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71551 on: March 09, 2015, 02:58:36 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71552 on: March 09, 2015, 03:10:38 pm »

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Overqualified: Dont be if you want a job.
The concept of being overqualified is, IMO, literally the most dumbest possible idea in the history of stupid business decisions. It's pretty much the physical embodiment of Tall Poppy Syndrome.

Of course, that's assuming it's not used as a circumlocutory way of saying 'I don't like you and your face is dumb, fuck off with a rusty spike 4evar, not hired'. Which, even with Truean's carefulness, might well be the case.

I seem to recall someone saying something about how the companies are scared they can't hang onto you if you're overqualified, since you might decide to move to a competitor or start your own business as soon as they've taught you how to do (skill).
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71553 on: March 09, 2015, 03:29:10 pm »

It's not lying if you don't put things on your resume. >_>
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« Reply #71554 on: March 09, 2015, 03:35:27 pm »

I seem to recall someone saying something about how the companies are scared they can't hang onto you if you're overqualified, since you might decide to move to a competitor or start your own business as soon as they've taught you how to do (skill).

Seems like it ought to be the opposite though?  Experienced people already have most of the training.  The real threat is when they get someone fresh, invest in training them, only for the person to leave for better offers.

I really don't understand the concept at all...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71555 on: March 09, 2015, 03:42:02 pm »

 I think a fair number of companies use it as an excuse not to hire people who have A) been through college or B) are over the age of 40.
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« Reply #71556 on: March 09, 2015, 03:51:22 pm »

Seems like it ought to be the opposite though?  Experienced people already have most of the training.  The real threat is when they get someone fresh, invest in training them, only for the person to leave for better offers.

I really don't understand the concept at all...
Hiring costs money. Firms want to hire as infrequently as possible (unless it would save them money to rehire frequently I suppose). If they hire unskilled people then train them up for the job, they're pretty likely to stick with you since it's exactly what they're trained for. Whereas if it's a person who is already well qualified they would be more able to leave for another job.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71557 on: March 09, 2015, 03:52:18 pm »

Or all of the above, so to speak. As I've been told it, 'overqualified' is generally a buzzword for either being under suspicion to jump ship as soon as it's viable (of course, if you're working with a company that's willing to avoid hiring people for being overqualified, that may be true regardless of work experience >_>), being perceived as being capable and willing to take <someone>'s job in short order (where <someone> has input in the hiring process), or, indeed, being older than they'd prefer.* Or all of those. Plus it's a good generic "screw off" -- even when a company doesn't need a reason to refuse, it's often (to them, anyway) a good idea to have one, to help cut down on negative word of mouth.

Basically, it's a likely signaler they've decided you're not a brainless schmuck, and... don't want that, for whatever reason.

*Because beyond potential medical issues, older folks are more likely to, y'know, not stand there and take it up the metaphorical (or literal, in some particularly odious cases) arse in regards to treatment and wages.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71558 on: March 09, 2015, 03:55:47 pm »

I seem to recall someone saying something about how the companies are scared they can't hang onto you if you're overqualified, since you might decide to move to a competitor or start your own business as soon as they've taught you how to do (skill).

Seems like it ought to be the opposite though?  Experienced people already have most of the training.  The real threat is when they get someone fresh, invest in training them, only for the person to leave for better offers.

I really don't understand the concept at all...

There's also the job security of the person making the hiring decisions. If the company is making the sensible decision of "let the people who do or manage her job evaluate how well she will fit in that job", an "overqualified" applicant is a threat to make a big splash with the higher-ups and take an advancement opportunity away from the hiring person (or someone that person is bootstrapping.)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71559 on: March 09, 2015, 03:57:19 pm »

It's money. Experienced people expect to be paid more, because they don't require the level of training a fresh person needs (usually)
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« Reply #71560 on: March 09, 2015, 03:57:57 pm »

Then there is the THIRD flaw

Overqualified people tend to be less satisfied with their job... and unsatisfied workers do more poorly.
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« Reply #71561 on: March 09, 2015, 05:46:08 pm »

Got several texts from a project partner today. Apparently there was supposed to be a team meeting today. I was not aware.

Apparently "we as a group decided that you haven't contributed enough to the project". Despite the fact that this would have been the first meeting, and as far as I know, nobody has really started on it yet. I have about a page or so in answers that address each question, but I don't know what anyone has done so far.

Apparently now I'm being assigned by the group to answer questions one through four, with at least two pages on content for each answer, as punishment for not showing up. There's only four questions in the assignment. I also have to proofread and edit.

Looks like I'm both the one doing all the work and the one going under the bus.
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« Reply #71562 on: March 09, 2015, 05:51:15 pm »

I'm being assigned by the group to answer questions one through four, with at least two pages on content for each answer, as punishment for not showing up. There's only four questions in the assignment.
You appear to have accidentally been assigned to work with a team of (destined) managers.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #71563 on: March 09, 2015, 05:51:52 pm »

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« Reply #71564 on: March 09, 2015, 05:52:16 pm »

Got several texts from a project partner today. Apparently there was supposed to be a team meeting today. I was not aware.

Apparently "we as a group decided that you haven't contributed enough to the project". Despite the fact that this would have been the first meeting, and as far as I know, nobody has really started on it yet. I have about a page or so in answers that address each question, but I don't know what anyone has done so far.

Apparently now I'm being assigned by the group to answer questions one through four, with at least two pages on content for each answer, as punishment for not showing up. There's only four questions in the assignment. I also have to proofread and edit.

Looks like I'm both the one doing all the work and the one going under the bus.

How important is this? (I'm assuming university)

'Cause you could just as easily not do the work and fuck everyone else over for making you do all the work.

Alternatively, talk to them and find out what their issue is, and go from there. If you have proof they're making you do all the work (texts and the work itself) go to a lecturer or something, 'cause that is some bullshit nonsense.
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