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[Bauglir]

We could try to talk about him in a way that discourages him, makes him see that he was not successful.
For example, I thought the first picture was kinda hot.

While the lady involved was quite pretty, the pose, facial expression, and other elements of the shot were kinda turnoffs. Not to mention there was clearly either a ton of makeup or a liberal application of photoshop, which certainly have their place, but combo'd with all the rest of it to seem to emphasize her role as a sex object whose only emotion is appreciation for the guy's genitals. Not really my thing, but that's just me - there's no Right Way to fantasize, after all.

Still, it was clever to start the whole thing off with fairly bland pornography to suggest that there's nothing to fear here other than Promotions (note: the page itself is SFW, but the site in generally is certainly not). But after that it was all downhill - no subtlety, no cleverness. Just unpleasant images and a random gif describing his hoped-for reaction. It's like the script kiddy of trolling.

6/10, would not be trolled by again.

EDIT: Yeah, we're unlikely to be able to stop him unless we freeze signups for a week or something equally absurd. That would be the PATRIOT Act of troll responses. You'll have to be content knowing he's paying somebody for the privilege of doing this.

[Helgoland]

While the lady involved was quite pretty, the pose, facial expression, and other elements of the shot were kinda turnoffs. Not to mention there was clearly either a ton of makeup or a liberal application of photoshop, which certainly have their place, but combo'd with all the rest of it to seem to emphasize her role as a sex object whose only emotion is appreciation for the guy's genitals. Not really my thing, but that's just me - there's no Right Way to fantasize, after all.

Well sure - most porn is like that, it's quite rare to find something truly different. Once one realizes this, one can start looking at porn in an entirely different manner: As a purely commercial product that is meant to merely press a few buttons in our brain. And one can start analyzing: Which buttons are being pressed, how they are being pressed, how and why the pornographic work in question fails to press these buttons... Some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen were bad porn clips that nevertheless tried to keep up the pretense of being proper porn and not be willfully bad.

[Fniff]

Not joking, I get turned off when the female doesn't look like she's having a good time. What kind of fantasy requires your lover to be crying during sex? But let's not skirt the rules of the forum too much.

[Bohandas]

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[mastahcheese]

Fniff: It makes me kinda sad that we live in a world where you have to put "not joking" before that.
It always seemed to me like... That stuff was enjoyable due to a more... Empathetic? Responce. That it's enjoyable for both people, not just one. It seems selfish and degrading, to just do for one person's enjoyment, and the expense of another.
That's just my view, though.

[Arx]

Ah, yes. The ideal response to someone observing that we're skirting the rules: linking to a collection of NSFW literature.

[scrdest]

Ah, yes. The ideal response to someone observing that we're skirting the rules: linking to a collection of NSFW literature.

Well, it might have been to put our degree of SFW-ness into perspective by adjusting the frame of reference, discomombulating hence the opposition and elucidating the degree to which this exchange calls for acts of self-censorship, thus ending the debate upon the most important mystery in the Case of the Shock Spammer: whether or not the lady does want the D.

[Fniff]

Ah, yes. The ideal response to someone observing that we're skirting the rules: linking to a collection of NSFW literature.

Well, it might have been to put our degree of SFW-ness into perspective by adjusting the frame of reference, discomombulating hence the opposition and elucidating the degree to which this exchange calls for acts of self-censorship, thus ending the debate upon the most important mystery in the Case of the Shock Spammer: whether or not the lady does want the D.

But does the gentleman want the C?

[Vector]

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[MonkeyHead]

Honestly, that guy's dick looks like a sea slug.

Don't they all?

[Ddynamo]

Honestly, that guy's dick looks like a sea slug.

Don't they all?

It looked like a horrible wet mushroom!
Get it?

[nomoetoe]

Agh. stop it you fools! Stop before it is too late! Heh.

[mastahcheese]

Honestly, that guy's dick looks like a sea slug.

This made me laugh way more than it probably should have.
Thank you for that.

[Bauglir]

I've just googled some sea slugs. That is a disturbingly accurate comparison, once you sort out all the slugs that could only be compared to the most fanciful of dildos.

[Dutchling]

I've just googled some sea slugs. That is a disturbingly accurate comparison, once you sort out all the slugs that could only be compared to the most fanciful of dildos.

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