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[AlleeCat]

Also don't read Youtube comments.

[Arcvasti]

Whales actually pump milk out, so you'd really need a ladder, a tank, and a hose.

Why a ladder?

The natural habitat of a whale is in water. Ladders, specifically those made of wood, float.

[Arx]

Also whales roll onto their sides when actively lactating (for want of a better phrase) and unless you're a twelve-foot giant you're not going to be reaching the teat from a stool.

I think. I'm more knowledgable on whale lactation than whale size.

[Yoink]

MATH

MATH IN ALL THE THREADS

AAAAAAAAHH

[KingofstarrySkies]

arx why are you knowledgeable in these things
what in gods name do you do with your free time

On-topic: Black Flag pls

Running on a rooftop. Try to stab someone. Hilariously, step in front. Finally pull it off...

But the game said 'no, fuck you.' And so Edward (main character) used his elbow. Suddenly, the enemy disappears. He went that fast.
The body ROCKETS OFF! Landing a few meters away on the ground.
help dying of laugh

[Flying Dice]

Oooooh. I suddenly realized that when you said Black Flag you meant AssCreed4: The Way Pirates of the Caribbean Games Should Have Been.

[Mech#4]

arx why are you knowledgeable in these things
what in gods name do you do with your free time

On-topic: Black Flag pls

Running on a rooftop. Try to stab someone. Hilariously, step in front. Finally pull it off...

But the game said 'no, fuck you.' And so Edward (main character) used his elbow. Suddenly, the enemy disappears. He went that fast.
The body ROCKETS OFF! Landing a few meters away on the ground.
help dying of laugh

I am confident in strongly affirming that "physics bugs are best bugs".

[Dutchling]

I am confident in strongly affirming that "physics bugs are best bugs".

Spoiler: mmmm, yes, quite (click to show/hide)

[the1337doofus]

I am confident in strongly affirming that "physics bugs are best bugs".

Spoiler: mmmm, yes, quite (click to show/hide)

"A NU CHEEKI BREEKI I V DAMKI!"
(I can't resist S.T.A.L.K.E.R maymaying.)

[KingofstarrySkies]

he just
flew awaaaaay

i was like "THAT'S NOT HOW-BUT YOU-I-WHY"

[Putnam]

photoshopped andrew hussie's head onto hitler

now is my time to go to bed

[Gentlefish]

photoshopped andrew hussie's head onto hitler

now is my time to go to bed

So you say this but don't show us? Boo.

[Knit tie]

So a bunch of people knocked on my door today and demanded that I pay for my TV license. I told them I don't need a TV license, because I don't watch TV. They told me that I have no way of proving that. I told them they had no way of disproving that, either. Then I told them that I also do not, in fact, have a TV in my room. They left.

So, my WTF is: why the hell do you need a TV license in Britain? How can it possibly be enforced? Who came up with it, anyway?

[Aseaheru]

I think its the english equivalent of a cable subscription, which normally costs atleast $15 USD and can go up to several hundred dollars per month.

[wobbly]

So a bunch of people knocked on my door today and demanded that I pay for my TV license. I told them I don't need a TV license, because I don't watch TV. They told me that I have no way of proving that. I told them they had no way of disproving that, either. Then I told them that I also do not, in fact, have a TV in my room. They left.

So, my WTF is: why the hell do you need a TV license in Britain? How can it possibly be enforced? Who came up with it, anyway?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn1Y7nhB16U

The Young Ones - TV