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[Yoink]

I just saw a headline that read: 'Concerns For Man Lost In River'.

"Well yeah, last time we saw Joe was when he fell in the river, so we're a little concerned... I'm sure he's fine, though. There was an awful lot of water and stuff around, but I'm sure he'll show up sooner or later. Yup. He'll be fine."

[Yoink]

Why does my computer have to die so often when I play DF.

Overheating? DF can be pretty rough on the CPU, after all...

Yeah, it's pretty likely. This computer's a bit crummy.
It's just annoying.

[BlackFlyme]

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines is a fun game. But it seems to fall apart near the end of the story.

I don't mean that it gets less compelling or anything like that. I mean it literally begins to fall apart. The bugs seem to flourish.

I'm having a bit of a problem navigating the level I'm on because much of the scenery is either replaced with other pieces of scenery or missing entirely. For example, an entire staircase was simply gone. I could still walk them, but it took me a while to actually find them.

The oddest part is that most of the scenery that ended up replaced would be replaced by pizza. I'm serious. Door handles, hanging lamps, and even entire benches were replaced by single slices of pizza.

This isn't the worst of the bugs I've encountered, but it certainly seems the most ridiculous.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And no, I'm not using mods.

[Mech#4]

Mods heck, I would sooner assume you're playing a Malkavian.

[Neonivek]

He unlocked the Ninja Turtle clan.

[Mech#4]

He unlocked the Ninja Turtle clan.

A little known offspring of the Nosferatu clan, the Ninja Turtle Clan lacks their parent clans unnatural hideousness but retains the body deformation, which makes them look like anthropomorphic turtles, and predilection towards sewers. Likewise their desire to drink blood has been changed over for an insatiable craving for pizza. Often taking ghouls to interact with the above world, preferring members of gangs and news reporters.

[itisnotlogical]

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines is a fun game. But it seems to fall apart near the end of the story.

I don't mean that it gets less compelling or anything like that. I mean it literally begins to fall apart. The bugs seem to flourish.

I'm having a bit of a problem navigating the level I'm on because much of the scenery is either replaced with other pieces of scenery or missing entirely. For example, an entire staircase was simply gone. I could still walk them, but it took me a while to actually find them.

The oddest part is that most of the scenery that ended up replaced would be replaced by pizza. I'm serious. Door handles, hanging lamps, and even entire benches were replaced by single slices of pizza.

This isn't the worst of the bugs I've encountered, but it certainly seems the most ridiculous.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

And no, I'm not using mods.

Find out how to reproduce this bug. Make a screenshot LP titled Pizza: The Pizzarade

[acetech09]

I'm attempting to service a reasonably modern German-built CNC mill. I brought my metric tool set, because it's German, European, right? It isn't even a export-specialized unit.

Every single damn bolt head on this thing is imperial.

wat.

Did Germany briefly switch to the imperial system in the late 2000's?

[UXLZ]

And no, I'm not using mods.

Well, there's your problem.

Unless you don't count the unofficial patch and the like as mods.

[Arx]

I'm listening to Aerosmith. It makes no sense but it sounds good. No sense at all.

[Graknorke]

-snip-

Maybe it was her who got it there. I mean, it seems odd that a virus would be designed to bookmark porn and direct you to bible stuff.

[MaximumZero]

I'm listening to Aerosmith. It makes no sense but it sounds good. No sense at all.

Odds are good that whatever you're listening to is about sex.

[Arx]

I'm listening to Aerosmith. It makes no sense but it sounds good. No sense at all.

Odds are good that whatever you're listening to is about sex.

Most of it does seem to be, yes. One of them is about Janie and her gun, it seems.

[Xantalos]

I'm listening to Aerosmith. It makes no sense but it sounds good. No sense at all.

Odds are good that whatever you're listening to is about sex.

Aerosmith is probably a rock band. However, here are the lyrics to every pop song of the last 10-15 years or so.

[Orange Wizard]

Most of it does seem to be, yes. One of them is about Janie and her gun, it seems.

Heh heh heh.