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[Aseaheru]

Bad.

[Hanslanda]

I made up a joke today. It might already exist, let me know if you've heard it before.

What kind of instrument do zombies play?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Skeletones

[Frumple]

... well, at least it wasn't some variation of trombone. Otherwise I would have been contractually required to hire someone to break your legs with one. Maybe a Tron Bonne cosplayer for extra zing.

Actually, on second thought, nevermind. Someone would probably get off on that

[TD1]

I made up a joke today. It might already exist, let me know if you've heard it before.

What kind of instrument do zombies play?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Skeletones

Wouldn't they be tone death, though?

[McDonald]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dQJBBklpQQ

Bead chain pulling itself out of a jar in a surprising way.

[scrdest]

I made up a joke today. It might already exist, let me know if you've heard it before.

What kind of instrument do zombies play?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Skeletones

Wouldn't they be tone death, though?

tonedeath.tumblr.com

I wonder if someone actually uses that.

[Octobomb]

I made up a joke today. It might already exist, let me know if you've heard it before.

What kind of instrument do zombies play?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Skeletones

Wouldn't they be tone death, though?

tonedeath.tumblr.com

I wonder if someone actually uses that.

They do indeed.
I don't even.

[Criptfeind]

Fuck

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Wrong thread Criptfeind...

[Criptfeind]

Wow.
Fuck.
Sorry.

[Dutchling]

womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp

[Orange Wizard]

They do indeed.
I don't even.

Spoiler: Holy hell. (click to show/hide)

[the1337doofus]

They do indeed.
I don't even.

WHELP, THAT'S ENOUGH INTERNET FOR ME TODAY
GOODNIGHT BAY12
GOING TO BED
PROBABLY GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES

[Frumple]

... y'know, that's actually one of the least unsettling greys I've seen, discounting SD stuff.

Though that site was doing alright until the people with no skin screwing. That was my, "Yep, I'm out." point.

[MaximumZero]

So, I have a pretty massive double-whammy-WTF. A few days ago, a customer came into my store to sell a bunch of stuff to upgrade systems. Whatever, that's pretty usual. He happened to have a couple of headsets with him. I think I paid the guy a few bucks for both of them, since the only kind of headset we take is "generic". They were both Turtle Beaches, but he was willing to part with them to get that Xbone. I noticed that one of the headsets was PC compatible, and I made a smartass comment to my boss about it.

A while back, I'd won a headset for an XBone. Of course, I can't use it, since I don't have a bone. So, he brought one in that he had laying around because he thought it was PC compatible, but it turned out to not be so. So, I'd been meaning to bring it back to him, and I knew I was going to see him black friday, so I brought it back to him then.

WTF 1: Today, he bought me the customer's headset.
WTF 2: After doing the most cursory internet search, they're still selling for $80. He bought them for less than $10.

I. Don't. Even.