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[Tawa]

I have a fear of holes.

Not like "dig one into the ground so you can stand in it" holes, I mean stuff that looks like beehives but circular. Especially those trippy pictures on Google Images of lotus seeds photoshopped onto peoples' hands, but those freak everybody out.

[Dutchling]

I just sold three Firedrinker Satyrs to some Italian guy.

I don't even have any stamps.

I'm wholly unprepared for this.

[Aseaheru]

To the post office you go!

[i2amroy]

Just heard a radio advertisement from a walmart-esque place suggesting that you hand out frozen "cowboy" veggie burgers instead of candy this halloween. It promised that you would be "the talk of the block" if you did (which to be fair you would be, just not for good reasons ).

[Karkov]

What in the hell is a "Cowboy" Veggie burger?  Do they not realize that's practically a paradox?  And frozen?!

Not sure if any of them have been down south in a while.

[GiglameshDespair]

It's just made from vegetarian cowboys.

[Moghjubar]

What in the hell is a "Cowboy" Veggie burger?  Do they not realize that's practically a paradox?  And frozen?!

Not sure if any of them have been down south in a while.

Wouldnt that be just beans flattened into a pancake and grilled over a tin can?

[KingofstarrySkies]

*vomits*

[Karkov]

What in the hell is a "Cowboy" Veggie burger?  Do they not realize that's practically a paradox?  And frozen?!

Not sure if any of them have been down south in a while.

Wouldnt that be just beans flattened into a pancake and grilled over a tin can?

Probably.  The diets of most Cowboys used to be beans and meat of some sort, depends on what they were ranchin'.  So usually cows.

It's been a couple of years since that was the norm, though.  Refrigerated semi's and whatnot.

[Redzephyr01]

So I was reading the new D&D Monster Manual, and I discovered what is quite possibly one of the stupidest monsters I have ever seen. It's called a "rug of smothering". It's an evil rug. Seriously.

[Dutchling]

Harry Potter has one too.

Patronus shenanigans scare it away though.

[Darvi]

So I was reading the new D&D Monster Manual, and I discovered what is quite possibly one of the stupidest monsters I have ever seen. It's called a "rug of smothering". It's an evil rug. Seriously.

You can outfit an entire room with nothing but entries from DnD monster manuals. This includes the floor, walls, roof, and atmosphere.

[Neonivek]

So I was reading the new D&D Monster Manual, and I discovered what is quite possibly one of the stupidest monsters I have ever seen. It's called a "rug of smothering". It's an evil rug. Seriously.

You can outfit an entire room with nothing but entries from DnD monster manuals. This includes the floor, walls, roof, and atmosphere.

It isn't that bad of a monster. It just isn't a good monster to use as one in a random encounter.

Besides this is dnd... Rugs are MADE of traps. Every dungeon has one booby-trapped rug.

[My Name is Immaterial]

So I was reading the new D&D Monster Manual, and I discovered what is quite possibly one of the stupidest monsters I have ever seen. It's called a "rug of smothering". It's an evil rug. Seriously.

You can outfit an entire room with nothing but entries from DnD monster manuals. This includes the floor, walls, roof, and atmosphere.

I am going to put my players through a dungeon consisting of one room now.

[Mephisto]

So I was reading the new D&D Monster Manual, and I discovered what is quite possibly one of the stupidest monsters I have ever seen. It's called a "rug of smothering". It's an evil rug. Seriously.

You can outfit an entire room with nothing but entries from DnD monster manuals. This includes the floor, walls, roof, and atmosphere.

http://www.headinjurytheater.com/article73.htm

Just search for "room"