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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14419124 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59505 on: September 30, 2014, 05:37:18 pm »

Some animals dont see in color the same spectrum we do.  we also dont see the UV spectrum.

Sperm does contain nutritional value, although men put the value from their own resource pools.  There are many places to go with it, but its an investment.

Spanish teacher sounds like a creationist dick.  Or just really, really, strawmanny.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59506 on: September 30, 2014, 05:38:29 pm »

Some animals dont see in color the same spectrum we do.  we also dont see the UV spectrum.

Sperm does contain nutritional value, although men put the value in with their own pools.  There are many places to go with it, but its an investment.

Spanish teacher sounds like a creationist dick.
Some animals don't see in color, but UV light sure as hell isn't what we see. There's a reason it's called the "Visible Spectrum."
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« Reply #59507 on: September 30, 2014, 05:39:28 pm »

@C: ... yeah, you'd be good to be questioning the accuracy of the information your school is giving you. Why the hell is the spanish teacher babbling about evolution to begin with?

And @Furt, I have no idea. I call it one because you don't find out in game until a few levels in and I paid absolutely zero attention to the surrounding media and whatnot. I didn't even realize the thing had been released until like... yesterday. Day before. Something like that.
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« Reply #59508 on: September 30, 2014, 05:41:39 pm »

I am seriously beginning to question the accuracy of the information my school gives us.
... examples?

Biology teacher: Animals wouldn't see plants green, they'd see them black-and-white, because they can't see UV rays and UV rays are the light we see.

Sex Ed: See, sperm contains nutrients, which makes men smarter, which is why all the great inventors and scientists in history were men. Also, because of this, masturbating makes you dumb.

Spanish Teacher: Well, if evolution is real, and progress was really slow, then how do we see this civilization (ancient mesopotamia) rise out of nowhere from dumb cavemen?
Listen, children: the thing is, the two theories we believe in, which are creationism, the one we all believe in that means God made the world, and evolution, are opposites and both deny each other, which is why there are problems between creationists and evolution.

Things like that.

Please tell me that's not an American school....
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59509 on: September 30, 2014, 05:42:09 pm »

Caroline lives in Latin America, IIRC. So, technically, yes!
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« Reply #59510 on: September 30, 2014, 05:45:25 pm »

I was looking for a suitable reaction image.
I don't think I really have one to illustrate the breed of.... whatever emotion I'm feeling right now.

@___@
I don't even
Err, these aren't the specific details taught, are they? As in, are these the...core idea being taught, or just the introduction before going deeper into the subjects at hand?
...Though if those were the exact details and non-paraphrased, that Sex Ed teacher is just. That isn't true at all! >:I
The stage of education or in how many words they were said doesn't really matter.
It's still incorrect.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2014, 05:47:15 pm by Graknorke »
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« Reply #59511 on: September 30, 2014, 05:46:21 pm »

I meant American as in the US.

Also, your sex ed teacher sounds like either a throwback from victorian times or otherwise really stupid. Also, Marie Curie anybody, for a great scientist?
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« Reply #59512 on: September 30, 2014, 05:47:11 pm »

-idiotsnip-
...
And I thought the shitty pseudoscience they handed us in Health was bad.

* Tawarochir flips through his spellbook to find the best one to destroy whoever the hell came up with that stuff

What do you guys think, Meteor Swarm his house or use Dominate Monster and tell him to jump off a cliff? :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59513 on: September 30, 2014, 05:48:35 pm »

@___@
I don't even
Err, these aren't the specific details taught, are they? As in, are these the...core idea being taught, or just the introduction before going deeper into the subjects at hand?
...Though if those were the exact details and non-paraphrased, that Sex Ed teacher is just. That isn't true at all! >:I
The stage of education or in how many words they were said doesn't really matter.
It's still incorrect.
I know, and I tried to hold onto the benefit of the doubt >_>
It slipped as I re-read it.
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« Reply #59514 on: September 30, 2014, 05:48:59 pm »

-idiotsnip-
...
And I thought the shitty pseudoscience they handed us in Health was bad.

* Tawarochir flips through his spellbook to find the best one to destroy whoever the hell came up with that stuff

What do you guys think, Meteor Swarm his house or use Dominate Monster and tell him to jump off a cliff? :P
Fear and berserk.  Hostile to all nearby peoples but too scared to fight them so he runs :.


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Oh, somebody just asked me if I was playing 'that 100011001 game' again.  Silly guy.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #59515 on: September 30, 2014, 05:52:39 pm »

-idiotsnip-
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And I thought the shitty pseudoscience they handed us in Health was bad.

* Tawarochir flips through his spellbook to find the best one to destroy whoever the hell came up with that stuff

What do you guys think, Meteor Swarm his house or use Dominate Monster and tell him to jump off a cliff? :P
Wouldn't that be Dominate Pers- oh, right.
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« Reply #59516 on: September 30, 2014, 05:54:22 pm »

Oh, somebody just asked me if I was playing 'that 100011001 game' again.  Silly guy.
What game is that?
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« Reply #59517 on: September 30, 2014, 05:58:31 pm »

Oh, somebody just asked me if I was playing 'that 100011001 game' again.  Silly guy.
What game is that?
Most likely DF, but possibly Nethack
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« Reply #59518 on: September 30, 2014, 05:59:17 pm »

Caroline...

Wat. .-.
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« Reply #59519 on: September 30, 2014, 06:09:39 pm »

I am seriously beginning to question the accuracy of the information my school gives us.
... examples?

Biology teacher: Animals wouldn't see plants green, they'd see them black-and-white, because they can't see UV rays and UV rays are the light we see.

Sex Ed: See, sperm contains nutrients, which makes men smarter, which is why all the great inventors and scientists in history were men. Also, because of this, masturbating makes you dumb.

Spanish Teacher: Well, if evolution is real, and progress was really slow, then how do we see this civilization (ancient mesopotamia) rise out of nowhere from dumb cavemen?
Listen, children: the thing is, the two theories we believe in, which are creationism, the one we all believe in that means God made the world, and evolution, are opposites and both deny each other, which is why there are problems between creationists and evolution.

Things like that.
Burn it. Burn it to the ground and burn whatever they use as textbooks as well. Don't inhale the smoke, it might make you dumber.


But seriously, that's messed up like some schools in USA. And that's saying a lot...
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