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[FearfulJesuit]

Thank god for regulators?

[KingofstarrySkies]

Mid-aged people+Technology=USUALLY idiotic situations.

[Tiruin]

Mid-aged people+Technology=USUALLY idiotic situations.

Mayhaps ye be poking on how they understand it and not the obvious fact that technology exists in their vicinity?

[Tawa]

Mid-aged people+Technology=USUALLY idiotic situations.

Old people with technology is usually better, though. Usually more compliant and better with leaving the fixer-upper to do their job.

[tahujdt]

Mid-aged people+Technology=USUALLY idiotic situations.

Old people with technology is usually better, though. Usually more compliant and better with leaving the fixer-upper to do their job.

Depending on the model of old person you were issued, it may be because they've realized that they really don't know everything, and are still happy to learn. This model of old person is rare, and may have been a manufacturing error. Call your local distribution center for information.

[Graknorke]

Channel 4 is running a show legitimately called 'Paedophile Hunters'.

It's like they forgot about Brass Eye making fun of that exact kind of thing on their same channel.

[Frumple]

I am seriously beginning to question the accuracy of the information my school gives us.

... examples?

E: Also, I have now learned of the major plot point behind Hyrule Warriors.

It is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen.

Spoiler: Yes, this is actually a spoiler (click to show/hide)

Initial big bad, and entire reason the whole shebang goes down, was effectively entirely motivated by a desire for Link's D. Wanted to bang a reincarnating dude, and thus invades space and time. There is no sense to be made here, folks. It joined up with Cia's libido and went for a long vacation in Crazy Town.

[Loud Whispers]

Channel 4 is running a show legitimately called 'Paedophile Hunters'.

It's like they forgot about Brass Eye making fun of that exact kind of thing on their same channel.

I was going to make a joke about parallels between crocodile hunters and peadophile hunters, then I remembered Steve Irwin is dead and I'm going to cry myself to sleep now lamenting over the existence of sting rays.

[Furtuka]

I am seriously beginning to question the accuracy of the information my school gives us.

... examples?

E: Also, I have now learned of the major plot point behind Hyrule Warriors.

It is one of the most ridiculous things I have ever seen.

Spoiler: Yes, this is actually a spoiler (click to show/hide)

Initial big bad, and entire reason the whole shebang goes down, was effectively entirely motivated by a desire for Link's D. Wanted to bang a reincarnating dude, and thus invades space and time. There is no sense to be made here, folks. It joined up with Cia's libido and went for a long vacation in Crazy Town.

Is that a spoiler? I thought we were told about that long before the game even came out in Japan.

[Graknorke]

Channel 4 is running a show legitimately called 'Paedophile Hunters'.

It's like they forgot about Brass Eye making fun of that exact kind of thing on their same channel.

I was going to make a joke about parallels between crocodile hunters and peadophile hunters, then I remembered Steve Irwin is dead and I'm going to cry myself to sleep now lamenting over the existence of sting rays.

Hey, it's not the sting rays' fault. They're incredibly docile, even wild. It just happened to be a bad piece of luck that he landed p. much on top of one.
But I don't think that Irwin would want people to be irrationally hateful towards a mostly harmless and rather fragile animal.

[EnigmaticHat]

It would be like sharks all over again, but even less justified.

[MaximumZero]

Welp, time to burn the school down and start over.

[Aedel]

Welp, time to burn the school down and start over.

The land is too tainted to ever be used again.

[scrdest]

I'm fairly sure that this kind of education has a good chance of making you more ignorant.

[Tiruin]

I am seriously beginning to question the accuracy of the information my school gives us.

... examples?

Biology teacher: Animals wouldn't see plants green, they'd see them black-and-white, because they can't see UV rays and UV rays are the light we see.

Sex Ed: See, sperm contains nutrients, which makes men smarter, which is why all the great inventors and scientists in history were men. Also, because of this, masturbating makes you dumb.

Spanish Teacher: Well, if evolution is real, and progress was really slow, then how do we see this civilization (ancient mesopotamia) rise out of nowhere from dumb cavemen?
Listen, children: the thing is, the two theories we believe in, which are creationism, the one we all believe in that means God made the world, and evolution, are opposites and both deny each other, which is why there are problems between creationists and evolution.

Things like that.

@___@
I don't even
Err, these aren't the specific details taught, are they? As in, are these the...core idea being taught, or just the introduction before going deeper into the subjects at hand?
...Though if those were the exact details and non-paraphrased, that Sex Ed teacher is just. That isn't true at all! >:I