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[Graknorke]

Just searched in YouTube, "Do you have even a single fact to back that up?" for use as reaction clip.
Second result is a video entitled, "Advice on How to Get Your Ex Boyfriend Back Fast". Pretty sure it's one of those things that tries to sell you a book or something written by one of those types.

The NSF has been infiltrated by pick-up artists guys. Next thing you know they'll be assigning "alphas" instead of leaders, and asking if the government is jelly of their hostages.

[Yoink]

"Unbe-knee-vable"

Somebody needs to be capped.

FTFY

[Tawa]

"Unbe-knee-vable"

Somebody kneeds to be capped.

FTFY more

[Sirus]

"Unbe-knee-vable"

Somebody kneeds to be capped.

FTFY more

Goddammit, I laughed.

[Orange Wizard]

"Knee-knee-knee"

Someknee kneeds to be kneed.

KTFY knee

Kneekneeit, I kneed.

Knee.

[Yoink]

Don't you mean gri- KNEE.

[BlackFlyme]

At my dad's again. Not as cold in this basement, but the bed is not as awesome as it is at my mom's. It's like a brick here.

My mom's car smells awful. I asked why, since it was fine yesterday. She went to a nearby flea market with her coworker today, and that coworker stepped in dog waste on the sidewalk. She decided to not do anything about it until she was in my mom's car, at which point she ground her shoe against the car's carpeting. I don't think that smell will go away any time soon.

My mom tried to rationalize why it's okay to have access to my bank account again. "I'm just proud that you are saving money, and need to know how much you've saved so I can know how proud I should be of you."

Thanks. 

She also wants to open a chocolate and candy business. Her chocolates are good, and she's able to make them in various flavours, but for some reason there is something crunchy in them, and she doesn't even know what it is.

Would four chocolate covered pretzels for $2.50 be worth it? I don't think so, but she does.

[Lyeos]

Would four chocolate covered pretzels for $2.50 be worth it? I don't think so, but she does.

Depends on the size.
Normally I would say no, because that's a bit ridiculous. However, if they're these:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Soft Pretzels are nummy.

Perhaps. Probably more than $2.50. I don't know how good those would be covered in chocolate though.

Also, she can just ask like a normal person. :T

[BlackFlyme]

Average sized pretzels.

Not sure what type of chocolate it is though. She buys chocolate chips in bulk and melts them down.

Makes all sorts of stuff with it.

[MaximumZero]

* MaximumZero puts a hand on BlackFlyme's shoulder.

Your mom is insane. Totally and completely insane.

[hops]

"Knee-knee-knee"

Someknee kneeds to be kneed.

KTFY knee

Kneekneeit, I kneed.

Knee.

Kneed Knee for Knee.

[TD1]

* MaximumZero puts a hand on BlackFlyme's shoulder.

Your mom is insane. Totally and completely insane.

Not....totally...but definitely not completely there.

Not to sound presumptuous, but you should burn bridges to her as quickly as possible.

[Orange Wizard]

"Knee-knee-knee"

Someknee kneeds to be kneed.

KTFY knee

Kneekneeit, I kneed.

Knee.

Kneed Knee for Knee.

Knee knee, knee-knee?

[BlackFlyme]

* MaximumZero puts a hand on BlackFlyme's shoulder.

Your mom is insane. Totally and completely insane.

Not....totally...but definitely not completely there.

Not to sound presumptuous, but you should burn bridges to her as quickly as possible.

Yeah, I've heard that a few times. Not that I could get away any time soon.

There's the hope that she'd change, but the only difference between now and when I was young is the amount of gaslighting I have to deal with. There are a few instances of complete reversals on some of her opinions though.

[tuypo1]

"Grisha5-grisha5-grisha5"

somegrisha5 grisa5 to be grisha5ed.

GTFY grisa5

grisha5grisha5it, I grisha5ed.

Grisha5.

grisha5ed grisha5 for grisha5.

grisha5 grisha5, grisha5-grisha5?

grisha5ed those for grisha5