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[Dutchling]

Silly Belgians, Dutch people can't even get to France thanks to your "infrastructure".

[LordSlowpoke]

these are fortifications you donk

that restoration of order cb you have on them?

they know

they're ready

but don't worry, the generals will start a civil war when they can't get an unified front going and you can roll in after

[Sergarr]

EU warscore system. To get 5 provinces, you need to defeat the whole army and take control of ALL ENEMY TERRITORY.

[Neonivek]

I was thinking of the movie "Be Kind Rewind" where the plot is that they basically these people as a money making hobby (I am skipping details) remake movies in fun and creative ways but instead they place the buyers in the movie. Which honestly some of it was pretty cool.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

But later on these guys come with copyright and destroy all the tapes and basically outright declare that they are the bad guys (for clarity. They mean they are sad that they are clearly the bad guys...)

And I just kind of thought about that a bit and... yeah they are kind of right.

Sure they were charging for their services but it was a rinky dink run in a basement operation with what essentially amounts to well done home movies... Their services DID NOT interfere with the sales or the original product (only people who owned the movie requested that movie)... as well in order to provide for this service the rights would cost so much it would be far outside the range of all these customers...

[Dutrius]

More a why than a what. Why why WHY is my program doing this?

To clarify: My A-level computing project is a rogue-like text based adventure with a procedurally generated world with a similar scale as a medium size DF world. I exported the terrain data into a text file to check if it was working properly. WHY THE HELL IS IT GENERATING SO MANY MOUNTAINS???

Several hours later, after much trawling through code, I had given up and was resigned to re-writing the entire procedure. Went to take a bath. Whilst in the bath, I realised that I had forgotten about volcanoes. Amended the export code to include volcanoes. WHY THE HELL IS IT GENERATING SO MANY VOLCANOES?

A minute later... Oh, that's why. Fixed.

[Sergarr]

I think I went a little bit overboard with time-travel and may have overloaded the brains of readers.

[Graknorke]

I think I went a little bit overboard with time-travel and may have overloaded the brains of readers.

Good. Now that you've broken them you need to reform them with a new perspective.

[flame99]

I think I went a little bit overboard with time-travel and may have overloaded the brains of readers.

Sounds like fun to me. What is it that you went overboard with time-travel on? I want to read it.

On an unrelated note:

Spoiler: I am Skeleton Jelly (click to show/hide)

[Dutchling]

Spoiler: Coincidence? I think not. (click to show/hide)

[Loud Whispers]

Spoiler: Coincidence? I think not. (click to show/hide)

All I see are kneecaps.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Spoiler: Coincidence? I think not. (click to show/hide)

* SomeStupidGuy furrows brow.

Right then. Why do we let tabloids continue to exist?

Spoiler: I am Skeleton Jelly (click to show/hide)

Ah, Skeleton Jelly. Such a neat little weird comic. Wish there was more, but whatcha gonna do.

[hops]

Spoiler: Coincidence? I think not. (click to show/hide)

All I see are kneecaps.

Same here.

[Yoink]

Spoiler: I am Skeleton Jelly (click to show/hide)

I have never seen this before but it is now like my favourite webcomic ever yay.

Spoiler: Coincidence? I think not. (click to show/hide)

Thanks, Dutchling. I realled kneeded that this morning.

[Descan]

I can see them, mostly.

... That doesn't mean that that tabloid should exist at all, let alone that page. But I *can* see what they are trying to say. Which is that... certain... kneecaps... look like certain other things...?

CONGRATULATION, YOU HAVE DISCOVERED PAREIDOLIA!

[hops]

"Unbe-knee-vable"

Somebody needs to be shot.