Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Dutchling]

You mean the woman in the front? She is actually a patrolman.

I meant the black women who were probably disapproving his lack of booty.

Which confirms it as fake.

How could patrolman Winters ever convince a woman of spawning him a child if he doesn't even have da booty?

[ArchAIngel]

Alright, where is the necromancer, and why were the first zombies the Monty Python crew?

[itisnotlogical]

So it turns out McDonald's fry boxes are SHARP AS HELL along the edges. I went to open one at work today and it sliced my finger open like it wasn't even a thing.

[majikero]

Was the fries salted?

[hops]

Cue action movie heroes killing people with fry boxes.

[Frumple]

Today I have tried fried, pseudo-de-salted, salt pork.* It is quite possibly the most tasteless food I have every tasted. It tastes like lack of taste.

Grandmother was like, "Hey, cheap meat. Consume!" and I'm like, "If I ever cook this, it will be baked and basted with syrup."**

*Take salt pork. Soak in water for several hours to draw most of the salt out(?). Bread it, and fry it.
** To be fair, that's actually my response to pretty much all meat, but whatever.

[itisnotlogical]

Was the fries salted?

I noticed the cut before I actually touched any fries. That's already happened a few times, making fries with papercuts on my fingertips. Owwwww.

[Neonivek]

So it turns out McDonald's fry boxes are SHARP AS HELL along the edges. I went to open one at work today and it sliced my finger open like it wasn't even a thing.

This already feels weird and foreign to me. As soon as I read it the first thought that popped into my mind was "wait... opened the fry box?"

[MaximumZero]

So it turns out McDonald's fry boxes are SHARP AS HELL along the edges. I went to open one at work today and it sliced my finger open like it wasn't even a thing.

This already feels weird and foreign to me. As soon as I read it the first thought that popped into my mind was "wait... opened the fry box?"

You have to pop them into shape.

[Neonivek]

So it turns out McDonald's fry boxes are SHARP AS HELL along the edges. I went to open one at work today and it sliced my finger open like it wasn't even a thing.

This already feels weird and foreign to me. As soon as I read it the first thought that popped into my mind was "wait... opened the fry box?"

You have to pop them into shape.

OHHH, now this makes sense.

I thought you bought some McDonalds and were "opening" the fries.

[MaximumZero]

So it turns out McDonald's fry boxes are SHARP AS HELL along the edges. I went to open one at work today and it sliced my finger open like it wasn't even a thing.

This already feels weird and foreign to me. As soon as I read it the first thought that popped into my mind was "wait... opened the fry box?"

You have to pop them into shape.

OHHH, now this makes sense.

I thought you bought some McDonalds and were "opening" the fries.

Note the "at work" in the statement. Anyway, I'll concur and say that the Arby's ones are sharper than razors, too. I lost many a pair of gloves to those things.

[Frumple]

... so I guess the secret seasoning is, in fact, the blood of virgins and/or the destitute?

[Graknorke]

"What are you up to tomorrow?"
"Not much after the morning. What about you?"
"Oh yeah I'm going to be busy all day lol"
:I
:I
:I

What was the point of that then?

[Spehss _]

... so I guess the secret seasoning is, in fact, the blood of virgins and/or the destitute?

Huh. Today I learned destitute virgins make for super tasty curly fries.

[Parsely]

Ohhhh I hate that text bullshit. What a cocktease!