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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50100 on: May 25, 2014, 12:37:37 am »

Sod that. If I cvould send a guy into space, I'm not wasting it on some dumbass. I'd go me bloody self.

I really, really want to go into space. Not any of this bullshit almost-space, either. Proper space.
Hear hear! Why waste time and resources sending someone who will never be convinced when folks like you and me genuinely want to go?
Just build a railgun, and attach it to a nuclear reactor. Then send him out with the nuclear waste launch. Aimed at the sun.


Don't shoot anything but helium or hydrogen into the sun. Heavier atoms speed up the decay of our star by creating more heavy atoms. Once the star starts producing iron, we're fucked. So let's not go shooting things into the sun, because it will seriously fuck up some of our grandx2500-kids' day.
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« Reply #50101 on: May 25, 2014, 12:42:51 am »

if they haven't figured out that they need to get off this planet it's their own damn fault the sun stops shining
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50102 on: May 25, 2014, 12:50:21 am »

Sod that. If I cvould send a guy into space, I'm not wasting it on some dumbass. I'd go me bloody self.

I really, really want to go into space. Not any of this bullshit almost-space, either. Proper space.
Hear hear! Why waste time and resources sending someone who will never be convinced when folks like you and me genuinely want to go?
Just build a railgun, and attach it to a nuclear reactor. Then send him out with the nuclear waste launch. Aimed at the sun.


Don't shoot anything but helium or hydrogen into the sun. Heavier atoms speed up the decay of our star by creating more heavy atoms. Once the star starts producing iron, we're fucked. So let's not go shooting things into the sun, because it will seriously fuck up some of our grandx2500-kids' day.

Now I'm wondering how much we'd need to shoot into the sun to seriously affect it. Because, that totally sounds like some masterminds plan to destroy all life on Earth. That would make an interesting movie.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50103 on: May 25, 2014, 01:16:00 am »

Well, considering the Sun holds 99.9% of the mass in the solar system... You could probably toss a Jupiter or twos worth of heavy elements in the sun and have nothing happen.

Hell, you could probably toss everything from Mercury to the Oort Cloud and MAYBE make the Sun burp.
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« Reply #50104 on: May 25, 2014, 01:19:12 am »

Yeah, the "shooting heavy things into the sun will speed up its decay" isn't true unless you happen to have a lump of nickel or iron lying around that happens to be about thirty times the mass of Jupiter.

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« Reply #50105 on: May 25, 2014, 01:38:28 am »

Yeah... the mass of the sun is 2x1030 kg. Firing anything in the solar system at it is not going to make a difference. By mass there is probably more Oxygen, Carbon, Nitrogen, Silicon, Magnesium, Neon, Iron and Sulphur in the Sun than in the rest of the solar system
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« Reply #50106 on: May 25, 2014, 03:18:49 am »

I'll eat just about anything, and I love lemon-lime soda. But that cake was absolute shite.

Cake tends to be lackluster at best. Most cake is just sugar flavored.

And I have a sweet tooth like no other (I could eat a Banana Split EVERYDAY) but I dislike the taste of sugar.
Well clearly someone's never had a good cake.
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« Reply #50107 on: May 25, 2014, 03:26:56 am »

There is no such thing. Cake is an abomination of a concept and to be murderised on sight, violently so if possible.

* Darvi munches on some biscuits.
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« Reply #50108 on: May 25, 2014, 03:38:27 am »

There is no such thing. Cake is an abomination of a concept and to be murderised on sight, violently so if possible.
I hate you. There are many kinds of good cake. Like carrot cake, or jaffa cakes.
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« Reply #50109 on: May 25, 2014, 03:47:13 am »

Jaffa? Where?!
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« Reply #50110 on: May 25, 2014, 04:12:16 am »

I've had plenty of good cakes. It's just 7-up cake is not among the good cakes I've had.
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« Reply #50111 on: May 25, 2014, 04:13:13 am »

I don't like fluffy cakes. Solid, brownie-ish cakes are okay by me.
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« Reply #50112 on: May 25, 2014, 05:06:30 am »

Actually, it's not oxygen that's the problem, it's sugars. The brain consumes quite a lot of those.

Not sure though.
You might be more right than I am, I'm not really sure. Makes sense though.

Technically we get energy from the sugar by oxidizing it. The chemical reaction doesn't care which reagent is deficient; if you don't got enough sugar and enough oxygen to make enough energy to continue working, you don't work. And also die.

Question then is whether or not tissues in the brain can perform anaerobic respiration, and I honestly don't know.

All tissues can. That's the problem. Anaerobic respiration in humans creates lactic acid as a waste byproduct, which is then further oxidated and used up for energy once the oxygen is restored - that's why you are sometimes told to exercise if your muscles are sore.

The thing is, lactic acid is harmful if it builds up, and furthermore anaerobic respiration is hilariously inefficient - it creates SIXTEEN times fewer energy from a single molecule of sugar. When the energy runs short, all the energy-dependent proteins - including enzymes - stop working, and the processes keeping your cells alive stop.
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« Reply #50113 on: May 25, 2014, 06:19:58 am »

I stand by my point that Jaffa Cakes are not cakes, and the same goes for cheesecake.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #50114 on: May 25, 2014, 06:21:34 am »

Cheesecake is delicious. Its status as cake is irrelevant. Names are unnecessary for culinary joy made succulently manifest.
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