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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49815 on: May 20, 2014, 02:47:50 pm »

I kept reading the happy thread as 'loli butt destroyer' and being briefly horrified.
I'm sure there are some doujinshi out there..... >_>
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49816 on: May 20, 2014, 02:57:10 pm »

Tried to type "church", but it came out as random gibberish that autcorrected to Cicero.



I don' remember typing Cicero on this phone.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49817 on: May 20, 2014, 03:38:39 pm »

It's the red queen/inflation theory of commercial hard-drives. You can get 2terabytes of space but because such HDD sizes are becoming the norm, creators feel able to take up more room in your hard-drive. Therefore it needs to get bigger and bigger just to stay the "same" size (relative to number of modern games it can store) and each gigabyte is not "worth" as much as they were ten years ago.

Soon the only factor in favour of game -size limits and optimization will be bandwidth caps and download speeds.

The main thing that drives game size nowadays are textures and movies. Older games compressed their textures to save space, resulting in long load times for the same level of graphics (because it is not as simple as just loading the texture into RAM, it has to decompress it as well). Because storage space is absurdly cheap nowadays, it is better to leave them uncompressed for faster load times. It is n't bloat so much as a tradeoff.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49818 on: May 20, 2014, 05:23:06 pm »

I've realized with my latest cold (which on its own would be for the rage thread) has given me the most powerful sneezes I can ever recall. It feels like a shotgun blasting out of my nose. Given a low-friction surface, I could scoot around from the recoil.
You ever sneeze and cough at the same time? 'tis a painful and memorable experience, yo.

I kept reading the happy thread as 'loli butt destroyer' and being briefly horrified.
Those poor loli butts, destroyed before their time.











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Now then, I'll see myself out for making such a crude and crass joke. I sincerely apologize for my poor taste.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49819 on: May 20, 2014, 06:01:17 pm »

Steam isn't logging me in and Steam's website has decided it wants to be in French for some reason.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49820 on: May 20, 2014, 06:05:30 pm »

I kept reading the happy thread as 'loli butt destroyer' and being briefly horrified.

Me too.  Between that and the Poopnami thread, I'm was starting to think the Bay 12 forum titles aren't really safe for me to browse at work.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49821 on: May 20, 2014, 06:21:19 pm »

You know I've only realized now how easy it is to accidentally read it like that. When I mostly meant it to refer to a certain destroyer girl with a rather nice butt.

Maybe Ill rethink my titles before people get any more ideas of anal escapades.
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« Reply #49822 on: May 20, 2014, 06:22:50 pm »

I doubt rethinking the title would help, somehow. :P
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« Reply #49823 on: May 20, 2014, 06:27:07 pm »

...Wolfenstein: New Order...   ...40.6 gigs...
There is a game which requires 40.6 gigs of static memory.

Whelp, I guess memory optimizations are obsolete now.
Memory? its hard drive space, not RAM. If the game needed 40 gigs of memory, almost no one short of servers or top of the line desktops would even be able to run it in the first place.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49824 on: May 20, 2014, 06:31:16 pm »

Hard drive space is a kind of memory. It's not usually called non-volatile memory for these very ambiguity reasons, but Sergarr did say "static", which already rules out RAM, I'm reasonably sure.
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« Reply #49825 on: May 20, 2014, 06:34:33 pm »

I suppose. Still sounds better to not call it memory in the first place unless you need to be technical and specific at the same time.
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« Reply #49826 on: May 20, 2014, 07:44:28 pm »

There is a tumblr devoted to pictures of Kim Jong-un looking at things.
WHY.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49827 on: May 20, 2014, 07:47:15 pm »

It implies his farsighted approach to politics, economy and social development, that's why!
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« Reply #49828 on: May 20, 2014, 08:00:20 pm »

There is a tumblr devoted to pictures of Kim Jong-un looking at things.
WHY.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #49829 on: May 20, 2014, 08:00:59 pm »

There is a tumblr devoted to pictures of Kim Jong-un looking at things.
WHY.
One word: Internet.

Anyone with an internet connection and two minutes can make a website, especially with tumblr. Therefore, you can have literally anything a person can possibly, remotely think is interesting or a funny joke as a website. It only takes one, and there are a whoooole lot of people connected.

Edit: Ah, Bailey Jay. She's an adorable pornstar. One of my favourites~ Obviously NSFW if you google her, of course. :P
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