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Avis-Mergulus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46350 on: March 26, 2014, 01:59:34 pm »
So we bought a vacuum cleaner recently. Just got to use it.

IT EXTERMINATES DUST IN THE HOMES OF THE PROLETARIAT WITH THE FORCE OF A HUNDRED KILOSVERDLOVS

ALL HAIL
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46351 on: March 26, 2014, 02:00:44 pm »
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on March 26, 2014, 01:59:34 pm
So we bought a vacuum cleaner recently. Just got to use it.

IT EXTERMINATES DUST IN THE HOMES OF THE PROLETARIAT WITH THE FORCE OF A HUNDRED KILOSVERDLOVS

ALL HAIL

Shouldn't it be Kiloyekaterinburgovs nowadays? :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46352 on: March 26, 2014, 02:10:03 pm »
Quote from: miauw62 on March 26, 2014, 12:45:47 pm
Doughnut overlords need torment
I was thinking Doughnuts Often Need Tasting. I think those satanic doughnuts from before got to me.
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Avis-Mergulus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46353 on: March 26, 2014, 02:10:36 pm »
Quote from: scrdest on March 26, 2014, 02:00:44 pm
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on March 26, 2014, 01:59:34 pm
So we bought a vacuum cleaner recently. Just got to use it.

IT EXTERMINATES DUST IN THE HOMES OF THE PROLETARIAT WITH THE FORCE OF A HUNDRED KILOSVERDLOVS

ALL HAIL

Shouldn't it be Kiloyekaterinburgovs nowadays? :P
I meant Sverdlov as the person. I have given some thought to this choice. I wanted to name the unit after a People's Will assassin, but they didn't use the word "proletariat". Maybe Dzerzhinsky would have been better as a unit. But then we would have to use all those silly "milli-" "pica-" and "nano-" prefixes.

Anyway, I propose that a given object's effectiveness in exterminating the enemies of the proletariat be measured in sverdlovs. For convenience.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46354 on: March 26, 2014, 02:14:51 pm »
People Order Our Patties
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46355 on: March 26, 2014, 02:20:55 pm »
Pornographic Owls Often Prance

Wait what are we doing now?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46356 on: March 26, 2014, 02:21:58 pm »
Oh wow you saw that owl prancing video too?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46357 on: March 26, 2014, 05:22:42 pm »
I thought she was talking about Owlga.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46358 on: March 26, 2014, 06:04:33 pm »
This. I don't even know what to say about the video except that this is the right thread for it xD
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46359 on: March 26, 2014, 06:07:36 pm »
Quote from: Kedly on March 26, 2014, 06:04:33 pm
This. I don't even know what to say about the video except that this is the right thread for it xD
Dat ass tho JK, JK, no, I won't take a seat.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46360 on: March 26, 2014, 06:09:26 pm »
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« Reply #46361 on: March 26, 2014, 06:10:55 pm »
Quote from: Avis-Mergulus on March 26, 2014, 06:07:36 pm
Quote from: Kedly on March 26, 2014, 06:04:33 pm
This. I don't even know what to say about the video except that this is the right thread for it xD
Dat ass tho JK, JK, no, I won't take a seat.
I laughed in responce to this more than I should have xD


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This video TCM linked in the happy thread
Am I the only one who briefly thought he got an erection 4 seconds in?
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Quote from: Dutchling on March 31, 2014, 07:45:27 pm
The fedora guy has potentially lethal amounts of swag :v

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46362 on: March 26, 2014, 06:13:22 pm »
Quote from: Kedly on March 26, 2014, 06:04:33 pm
This. I don't even know what to say about the video except that this is the right thread for it xD

I feel like I'm probably on another government watch list now.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46363 on: March 26, 2014, 06:19:43 pm »
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on March 26, 2014, 06:13:22 pm
Quote from: Kedly on March 26, 2014, 06:04:33 pm
This. I don't even know what to say about the video except that this is the right thread for it xD

I feel like I'm probably on another government watch list now.
Another watchlist?  :P
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Quote from: Dutchling on March 31, 2014, 07:45:27 pm
The fedora guy has potentially lethal amounts of swag :v

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #46364 on: March 26, 2014, 06:22:40 pm »
Quote from: Kedly on March 26, 2014, 06:19:43 pm
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on March 26, 2014, 06:13:22 pm
Quote from: Kedly on March 26, 2014, 06:04:33 pm
This. I don't even know what to say about the video except that this is the right thread for it xD
I feel like I'm probably on another government watch list now.
Another watchlist?  :P
I'm pretty sure these forums got all of us on the first.
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