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[Kadzar]

Today I was called in by a prospective employer for a drug test. They didn't tell me anything about was I was coming in to do that day, even the fact that I might need my login information for their site to get started.

But that's not the WTF part.

After I made my sample at the clinic they sent me to, I noticed the nurse put the test tubes in a FedEx bag, presumably to be sent somewhere else for the actual testing. And soon after leaving the clinic, I noticed I was being followed by a FedEx express shipping truck. And this truck proceeded to follow me, turn by turn, for several blocks until I got to the downtown area of the city the clinic is in. And I was laughing like a crazy person up until that time because it was obvious my pee was following me around.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

A little vial of urine all buckled into the passenger seat. "STAY ON HIS TAIL!"

[GlyphGryph]

That's not true of Nazis, though.

Of course, the Nazis called themselves socialists, so there's that point of confusion too!

[Greiger]

A little vial of urine all buckled into the passenger seat. "STAY ON HIS TAIL!"

If I had to carry urine in a vehicle that was under my care, I would certainly make sure it's safely buckled in.  Though more for the sake of the car interior for the safety of the urine.

Yes I saw that on the OOC thread first and just desperately needed to comment.

[GiglameshDespair]

Woman bites car roof in roadside argument, causing 220 pounds worth of damage.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Florida Man, world's worst superhero!

[Xantalos]

Woman bites car roof in roadside argument, causing 220 pounds worth of damage.

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[LeoLeonardoIII]

I was actually imagining the guy driving away with her jaws still clamped on, and she's clinging to the car.

Then I thought, nah, she probably bit the car and incidentally caused 220 in damage otherwise by smacking it or keying it. But I guess not. Her picture is appropriate too.

[Steelmagic]

Woman bites car roof in roadside argument, causing 220 pounds worth of damage.

Where in the hell did this-

Aberystwyth

Oh. Doesn't crazy shit happen here all the time? I swear I've read that before, and i think i read something about a street legal T-34 in Aberystwyth once though it may have been somewhere else.

[Flying Dice]

Road-legal tanks are a thing. It's just that they're generally a lot of trouble, especially on the fuel bill.

[Graknorke]

Road-legal tanks are a thing. It's just that they're generally a lot of trouble, especially on the fuel bill.

[Kadzar]

Woman bites car roof in roadside argument, causing 220 pounds worth of damage.

At first I read pounds as the unit of weight measurement and thought she somehow ripped out an engine block or something with just her teeth.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

No that was in Florida.

[Putnam]

Woman bites car roof in roadside argument, causing 220 pounds worth of damage.

At first I read pounds as the unit of weight measurement and thought she somehow ripped out an engine block or something with just her teeth.

Humans have a bite of ~200 pounds of force, actually.

I can't find any reliable sources, but I have found about 5 corroborating unreliable sources, so I'll say that tentatively.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

You just made a 6th corroborating unreliable source!