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[Guardian G.I.]

Pentagon to deploy huge blimps over Washington, DC for 360-degree surveillance - RT

inb4 Hindenburg 2: Electric Boogaloo

Hydrogen has never been used for lifting dirigibles since Hindenburg burned down. The non-flammable helium is used now.

[Lightningfalcon]

I just saw a commercial on SyFy for "Heroes of Cosplay".   That's all I have to say.

[Mr Space Cat]

Babymetal. I assume a Japanese metal band. Imagine a mix of vocaloid, speed metal, and thrash metal. There's just such a dissonance between the happy female vocals and the heavy brootal guitar riffs and face melting tapping solos that it's just what is this i dont even.

What's more crazy is their music videos. I have no idea what is happening.

[MadMalkavian]

Pentagon to deploy huge blimps over Washington, DC for 360-degree surveillance - RT

inb4 Hindenburg 2: Electric Boogaloo

Hydrogen has never been used for lifting dirigibles since Hindenburg burned down. The non-flammable helium is used now.

Hence why in Hindenburg 2: Electric Boogaloo people die from mass hysteria as everyone and their dog adopts chipmunk vocies when a blimp crashes into the monument that should have been named for Bill Clinton. It will be a smash hit at the box office and certainly most better than Adam Sandler's latest works. I mean I love the guy but he should have never had kids as it ruined his sense of humor.

[Pnx]

Pentagon to deploy huge blimps over Washington, DC for 360-degree surveillance - RT

inb4 Hindenburg 2: Electric Boogaloo

Hydrogen has never been used for lifting dirigibles since Hindenburg burned down. The non-flammable helium is used now.

Hence why in Hindenburg 2: Electric Boogaloo people die from mass hysteria as everyone and their dog adopts chipmunk vocies when a blimp crashes into the monument that should have been named for Bill Clinton. It will be a smash hit at the box office and certainly most better than Adam Sandler's latest works. I mean I love the guy but he should have never had kids as it ruined his sense of humor.

There are so many things wrong with that statement from the scientific viewpoint. Not the Adam Sandler stuff, but the blimp and the voice thing.

[MadMalkavian]

Pentagon to deploy huge blimps over Washington, DC for 360-degree surveillance - RT

inb4 Hindenburg 2: Electric Boogaloo

Hydrogen has never been used for lifting dirigibles since Hindenburg burned down. The non-flammable helium is used now.

Hence why in Hindenburg 2: Electric Boogaloo people die from mass hysteria as everyone and their dog adopts chipmunk vocies when a blimp crashes into the monument that should have been named for Bill Clinton. It will be a smash hit at the box office and certainly most better than Adam Sandler's latest works. I mean I love the guy but he should have never had kids as it ruined his sense of humor.

There are so many things wrong with that statement from the scientific viewpoint. Not the Adam Sandler stuff, but the blimp and the voice thing.

I'm glad we can see eye to eye on Adam Sandler at least.

[misko27]

Hence why in Hindenburg 2: Electric Boogaloo people die from mass hysteria as everyone and their dog adopts chipmunk vocies when a blimp crashes into the monument that should have been named for Bill Clinton. It will be a smash hit at the box office and certainly most better than Adam Sandler's latest works. I mean I love the guy but he should have never had kids as it ruined his sense of humor.

There are so many things wrong with that statement from the scientific viewpoint. Not the Adam Sandler stuff, but the blimp and the voice thing.

I'm glad we can see eye to eye on Adam Sandler at least.

But can Adam Sandler see eye to eye with the dog? What if he doesn't like dogs speaking in chipmunk voices? Then who will do the thing? Maybe Anthony Weiner, to add some Star Power?

[XXSockXX]

Then who will do the thing? Maybe Anthony Weiner, to add some Star Power?

Anthony Weiner won't do the thing. He might tweet pictures of it though.

[NobodyPro]

The odd bit is she's an outdoor cat that clearly knows how to hunt, I've seen her with dead birds before.  I would think chicken without all the feathers would taste similar to sparrow. (or whatever that bird was she caught a few months ago.)

Shoe Mustard

I thought they were emptying out bottles of mustard into shoes and microwaving them.  But no, it's not nearly that sane.  You have topped my WTF good sir.

I've just found something even more asinine.

It's amazing how similar 'pranks' and insurance fraud look these days.

[Steelmagic]

I have turned myself into an anime little girl. I don't really know why i did but for whatever reason i did everything possible to create my likeness in a program designed for that purpose. This is what happens when I'm bored, i don't do anything productive i just animeify myself.

[Putnam]

I'm bored and tired and I saw RubberRoss's recommendations so I decided I needed to do some but I don't think they turned out too well

[MadMalkavian]

Babymetal. I assume a Japanese metal band. Imagine a mix of vocaloid, speed metal, and thrash metal. There's just such a dissonance between the happy female vocals and the heavy brootal guitar riffs and face melting tapping solos that it's just what is this i dont even.

What's more crazy is their music videos. I have no idea what is happening.

Well it's obvious what's happening to me. This Japanese schoolgirl is mourning the loss of a loved one who happened to be the lead of a heavy metal girlband when all of a sudden Lilith took favor upon the girl and gave her a neckbrace filled with powers akin to the serpentine necklace of the maiden Harmonia that the mute Isaac stole for her when Lilith chose the nun Victoria to be her avatar in the Dark Ages, a decision which lead to the beginnings of true corruption and decadence within the Vatican and the Catholic church due to Lilith's decision to make sure that even the Pope knelt before a woman of power. Lilith favors the schoolgirl because her loss reminds Adam's first wife, the mother of the lilim, the betrothed of the angel of death Samael and the mother of the patron saint of witches and heretics the goat-headed hermaphrodite Baphomet, of how her first love Cain, the biblical brother-killer who God cursed to become the world's first vampire, spurned her advances and betrayed her after she had taught him the secrets of both Heaven and Hell that she learned after divorcing herself from Adam due to her spurning of his bumpkin ideas of courtship and patriarchy which dictate that woman must serve under man. This leads to the girl becoming an adorable advocate for darkness and the base hedonistic nature of humanity as she decides to spurn what society dictates to be her responsibilities and instead chooses to live life to it's fullest as an agent of the Dark Mother herself. She manages to in the process gain powers of summoning and brings her friend back from the abyss so that she may use her power to become a herald of Gehenna and the end of days.

Or you know, it's just Japan being Japan. They brought us Hello Kitty AK-47s, vending machines that dispense panties, and the inspiration for 4chan. Babymetal is pretty vanilla for them.

[Dutchling]

I'm suddenly glad Germany blocks all music videos on YouTube >.>

[MadMalkavian]

I'm suddenly glad Germany blocks all music videos on YouTube >.>

I'm suddenly wishing I had some bratwurst, like the kind that Trader Joes sells but more affordable. I'm feeling nostalgic because of this and so I thank you.

[Sirus]

Somehow I hit my limit of 70 hours on-duty in about five days O_o
Basically, I can't drive (or do anything, really) at all today.