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[Dutchling]

So I just got home.  From laundries.  I made a deal with my mother's friend.  I watch her runt and she let's me do my laundry there and eat her food.  Also internets, hefty satellite and a bitchin' surround sound.  So not too bad, what with me not having a washing machine and paying at the laundry mat.

The problem?  we started talking about politics and the nature of society and blah blah blah I think she has a bit a crush on me my manwhore senses are tingling.  I . . . have done the adultery thing in the past and I don't really want to go their again so . . . yeah.  She keeps inviting me over her house for 'helping her fix her computer'.  I can only go 'later in the evening because she is busy'.  Sigh.

Your avatar is strangely appropriate.

[Lagslayer]

The owner of the New England Patriots claims his Super Bowl ring was stolen by Putin.

That's messed up.

[Sirus]

The owner of the New England Patriots claims his Super Bowl ring was stolen by Putin.

That's messed up.

I know! Why would Putin do something like that?

[pisskop]

With the One Ring he can revive Lenin the Dark Lord (not that Lenin was  such a prick).

[kaijyuu]

So I just got home.  From laundries.  I made a deal with my mother's friend.  I watch her runt and she let's me do my laundry there and eat her food.  Also internets, hefty satellite and a bitchin' surround sound.  So not too bad, what with me not having a washing machine and paying at the laundry mat.

The problem?  we started talking about politics and the nature of society and blah blah blah I think she has a bit a crush on me my manwhore senses are tingling.  I . . . have done the adultery thing in the past and I don't really want to go their again so . . . yeah.  She keeps inviting me over her house for 'helping her fix her computer'.  I can only go 'later in the evening because she is busy'.  Sigh.

Talk to her about it. If you're misreading her, you won't feel uncomfortable anymore. If you're correctly reading her, she'll back off (or give you reason to run away very fast). Win win.

[Descan]

People get offended if you ask them if they want to sleep with you and they don't.

[pisskop]

Gosh, I cant ask for it and I can't just do it. . . how does it get done?

Talk to her about it. If you're misreading her, you won't feel uncomfortable anymore. If you're correctly reading her, she'll back off (or give you reason to run away very fast). Win win.

I think this is about the best idea.

[Devling]

People get offended if you ask them if they want to sleep with you and they don't.

Do you know this from personal experience Descan? 

[Furtuka]

Never realized how much I would absentmindedly fiddle with my skin tags until I had them removed today.

[MagmaMcFry]

Never realized how much I would absentmindedly fiddle with my skin tags until I had them removed today.

What are skin tags?

[Devling]

Never realized how much I would absentmindedly fiddle with my skin tags until I had them removed today.

What are skin tags?

Bits of skin that you get at birth. Just left over stuff. I got one on my pinky. It's just a little nub.

[Sirus]

Never realized how much I would absentmindedly fiddle with my skin tags until I had them removed today.

What are skin tags?

Bits of skin that you get at birth. Just left over stuff. I got one on my pinky. It's just a little nub.

I've never heard of these before. How can you tell which skin is leftover and which is "yours"?

[Devling]

Never realized how much I would absentmindedly fiddle with my skin tags until I had them removed today.

What are skin tags?

Bits of skin that you get at birth. Just left over stuff. I got one on my pinky. It's just a little nub.

I've never heard of these before. How can you tell which skin is leftover and which is "yours"?

It's all "yours", it's just a bit of extra attached flesh. Like a little tag. Made out of skin.

[Furtuka]

Never realized how much I would absentmindedly fiddle with my skin tags until I had them removed today.

What are skin tags?

Bits of skin that you get at birth. Just left over stuff. I got one on my pinky. It's just a little nub.

I've never heard of these before. How can you tell which skin is leftover and which is "yours"?

It's all "yours", it's just a bit of extra attached flesh. Like a little tag. Made out of skin.

Yeah, they are like these little nubs and start to get puffy if you have them for a long time. The doctor says that its a hereditary thing from my grandmother and that more will eventually show up.

[Devling]

Wait they get puffy? What?