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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29655 on: March 26, 2013, 03:40:07 pm »

The problem with patents (when people aren't suggesting ridiculous things like mathematical ones or arguing over the usefulness of software patents), is that there is about umpteen million of them. Theres only so many you can check before starting to go in circles, unless you're an expert in the subject.
....I think you basically just said what I said.  ???

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« Reply #29656 on: March 26, 2013, 03:45:07 pm »

I totally added soemthing, but it was in parentheses because otherwise it would be a run on sentence like this one which might or might not be fair since it takes longer to read than your normal sentence and also took a couple bytes longer to load.

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« Reply #29657 on: March 26, 2013, 04:12:31 pm »

So the guys working at the patent office didn't bother to double check?

I can understand that, but really...
They'd have to check against umpteen million pre-existing patents to look for similarities without an expert knowledge of the subject matter.

There are a LOT of patents. My ex-wife co-holds a couple of patents, as does my ex-father-in-law. Neither of them are inventors. It's just that when you work for a company, and find a better way to do something or improve their product, they're quick to patent the hell out of your idea. And typically the legal language in an employment contract automatically gives ownership of that patent to your company, not to you. You get credit and a little certificate with your name on it all fancy-like, but if there's any money to be made on it, it's going to the company.
It's not part of the contract, it's part of the law. Any ideas or anything you come up with on company time or as a result of experiences the company gives you, automatically become property of the company. This applies to everyone. And yes, it sucks.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29658 on: March 26, 2013, 04:27:24 pm »

Bittorrent just seems so inefficient and network congesting compared to proper content delivery networks or true multicasting. I believe if not for piracy, it would have never taken off.
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« Reply #29659 on: March 26, 2013, 04:28:43 pm »

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« Reply #29660 on: March 26, 2013, 04:40:07 pm »

In the interest of giving me some amusement and ideas, I'm rereading You At Final Boss.
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« Reply #29661 on: March 26, 2013, 04:46:44 pm »

Bittorrent just seems so inefficient and network congesting compared to proper content delivery networks or true multicasting. I believe if not for piracy, it would have never taken off.
Perhaps it is, it certainly isn't the fastest of things sometimes. But aside from Steam/Netflix's methods and bittorent, I don't see any other good methods of downloading >1GB files via Internet. Certainly not direct download, which can be slower and might end up useless and then you'd have to download the entire thing again.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29662 on: March 26, 2013, 04:53:07 pm »

Bittorrent just seems so inefficient and network congesting compared to proper content delivery networks or true multicasting. I believe if not for piracy, it would have never taken off.

It is inefficient for streaming realtime video, and true multicasting has never been reliably implemented on the internet. That is why developing a functional and reliable multicast peer to peer streaming system was actually rather innovative when I was doing it it 4 years ago.

Bandwidth may cost pennies per gigabyte, but when you need to transmit thousands to millions of streams? It adds up. That isn't even counting the cost of the hardware capable of serving thousands to millions of individual streams simultaneously. The software I helped write required one video streaming server and could easily cut bandwidth requirements by 30 fold. It also had nearly unlimited dynamic load balancing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29663 on: March 26, 2013, 05:51:39 pm »

Dear Asshat of a professor;

How dare you deny me my 100, and instead give me a less than perfect 99.  My 40 point essay that was 5 frakking pages long wasnt enough for a 40?  I can almost guarentee My essay was superior in every other of the year.  Now when I ask around and some jerk tells me he got an 80, but all fourty essay points Ill be incredibly pissed.

You.  Are.  A.  Dick.

I should tell the whole class how you were busted questioned intensely in '06 for all those guns in you house.

(Maybe Im not so pissed at the score, but the lose of that one point due to some philosphical 'nobody's perfect' arguement.  And it didnt help he gave me a giant red 30 on the inside cover, neglecting to tell me that was only the first sections grade (30/30)).
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« Reply #29664 on: March 26, 2013, 05:55:40 pm »

... note to self. If manage teaching, never give perfect scores. Only one degree away from them. Always room for improvement!
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« Reply #29665 on: March 26, 2013, 06:46:18 pm »

... note to self. If manage teaching, never give perfect scores. Only one degree away from them. Always room for improvement!
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« Reply #29666 on: March 26, 2013, 07:16:18 pm »

I'm having a pretty great day, yet everyone around me is having a shitty one.

The happiness stealing device is working perfectly.
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« Reply #29667 on: March 26, 2013, 10:18:50 pm »

http://www.scotusblog.com/2013/03/opinion-issued-in-florida-v-jardines/

"Justice Alito found nothing special about the fact that the police brought a drug sniffing dog with them (after all, “Dogs have been domesticated for about 12,000 years; they were ubiquitous in both this country and Britain at the time of the adoption of the Fourth Amendment.”)."

D- for effort. Way to miss the point, again. Dogs were around back then. So were lots of things.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #29668 on: March 26, 2013, 10:19:50 pm »

But were drug sniffing dogs around back then?
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« Reply #29669 on: March 26, 2013, 10:27:16 pm »

5 frakking pages long wasnt enough for a 40
This is the only qualifier you added for why you deserved a 40, and it's a piss poor one. Because a) 5 pages is actually a pretty short essay. b) length != quality. c) You got a perfect score on the first part, so I assume you lost the final point for an actual mistake somewhere rather than anything else.

Also, you try to say it was better than everybody elses as if... that means something? Comparing yourself to others is a bad habit to get into. Compare yourself to the standards you want to reach, and the potential you could put out.

Personally, I get the feeling you probably could have done better.
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