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[Descan]

An old woman wandered into my office without knocking, shuffled in front of my desk, put down a plate of something, and without really pausing her shuffling said something to the muffled tune of "my grandson, thank you thank you, here Mutton." She then shuffled her way right back out my door and presumably right back wherever she came from.... I just sorta leaned over my desk and watched her as she went with a confused look on my face.

I can only presume I've been given a plate of sheep, and seeing as I have no idea where to return the dish, a dish...? Either that or she just politely served me her grandson, "Mutton." I choose to believe the former.

... Was it tasty?

[MagmaMcFry]

An old woman wandered into my office without knocking, shuffled in front of my desk, put down a plate of something, and without really pausing her shuffling said something to the muffled tune of "my grandson, thank you thank you, here Mutton." She then shuffled her way right back out my door and presumably right back wherever she came from.... I just sorta leaned over my desk and watched her as she went with a confused look on my face.

I can only presume I've been given a plate of sheep, and seeing as I have no idea where to return the dish, a dish...? Either that or she just politely served me her grandson, "Mutton." I choose to believe the former.

I guess you defended her grandson in court, and that's a thank-you gift.

[Descan]

Thank-you Mutton, the best kind of Mutton.

[Sirus]

Thank-you Muton, the best kind of Muton.

That's what my mind saw for a brief instant, conjuring images of a giant purple alien in green armor presenting gift baskets

[PanH]

There was a pigeon in the metro. Wtf bird ? I'm already surprised there's so much pigeons in winter, now you take the subway ?

[Truean]

There was a pigeon in the metro. Wtf bird ? I'm already surprised there's so much pigeons in winter, now you take the subway ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUa6roo5qHQ

[Heron TSG]

Thank-you Muton, the best kind of Muton.

That's what my mind saw for a brief instant, conjuring images of a giant purple alien in green armor presenting gift baskets

That's what I thought, too. That's great stuff. 

Anyway, mutton is (m/n)eat. Good job for doing a good job, Truean!

[Bauglir]

I have just seen the best plan. Make a burrito, with a pizza instead of a tortilla.

[Frumple]

Huh. Topping side in or out? The latter sounds messy, but hey, that can be fun, too.

'Cause yeah, stuffing things on top of a pizza and then folding it in half and eating it like a sandwich is a pretty... well, normal isn't the right word, but it's not a stretch of imagination. I've certainly done that.

[Max White]

I can honestly say that not only is the pizza-wich normal, but highly recommended.

[Frumple]

Yeah, still not normal, but definitely recommended. I do now have a terrifying urge to go to a sit-down pizza joint, order a pizza, specify not to cut it, and then just sit there, fold the thing in half, and start munching. I'd bet an arbitrary amount of nonexistent currency it'd draw some hella' funny looks.

And that it would be delicious. And unfortunately expensive. I could probably buy five or six slightly smaller pizzas and cook them at home instead, sadly.

[Darvi]

Folding a pizza in the middle and then eating it bite per bite is one of my favourite ways to eat them. Unfortunately it always results in a mess of tomato sauce and, depending on the pizza, oil.

[Frumple]

Plates are for licking, Darvi. Plates are for licking.

Also, using a plate helps catch the delicious sauces and stuff that squeeze out. Then you can either lick it up or throw it into some other food source and mix.

[DrPoo]

This morning i woke up with no idea of who i am or the comcept of self, i only had a vague perception of existence

[Darvi]

So you basically came close to nirvana?