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[kaijyuu]

I think I'm invisible on the forums again o_O  Mentioned I found a boyfriend in the happy thread and no one noticed, comforted someone in the sad forum and went unnoticed.  It doesn't bother me THAT much... well I guess it does bother me a bit.

Well 1my 1eyboard 1i\s 1currently 1me\s\sed 1up 1(due 1to 1orangfe 1hjuice 1\spillingf 1on 1it) 1cau\singf 1thje 1i\s\sue\s 1you 1\see 1hjere, 1hjence 1whjy 1I';m 1not 1replyingf 1to 1muchj.

Yes, that is literally what comes out with proper typing right now. I have to clear it up afterwards for it to make sense.

[penguinofhonor]

Your 1 and \ keys appear broken.

Prescription: amputation via pliers.

[PanH]

Whatever comes out of your keyboard when you clean it, DONT EAT IT. That's hazardous stuff.

[Slayerhero90]

You need to perform surgery of the painful sort. Give your keyboard pain receptors and then remove its keys.

[Jervill]

I think I'm invisible on the forums again o_O  Mentioned I found a boyfriend in the happy thread and no one noticed, comforted someone in the sad forum and went unnoticed.  It doesn't bother me THAT much... well I guess it does bother me a bit.

Well 1my 1eyboard 1i\s 1currently 1me\s\sed 1up 1(due 1to 1orangfe 1hjuice 1\spillingf 1on 1it) 1cau\singf 1thje 1i\s\sue\s 1you 1\see 1hjere, 1hjence 1whjy 1I';m 1not 1replyingf 1to 1muchj.

Yes, that is literally what comes out with proper typing right now. I have to clear it up afterwards for it to make sense.

You or your fiancee don't have old spare keyboards just lying around you can use?

[Sirus]

Your 1 and \ keys appear broken.

Prescription: amputation via pliers.

I believe it would be called an "extraction". Like pulling teeth.

[Max White]

So I'm currently in the library, as I always must be when on the internet...
There is a guy walking through the bookshelves, breathing very heavily, loudly whispering some strange language that if I didn't know better, could be elvish. At first I thought maybe he was reading the authors names or book titles, but then you would expect to recognize some of the words, rather than an incomprehensible slur of words.

He is just sort of wandering between shelves, checking some of the books in no real pattern.

[Slayerhero90]

Zul? Olgret Gelm deusaugtvr bkelthvrn. Vaendz ldarshvr uvf lokhzis.

[Flying Dice]

So I'm currently in the library, as I always must be when on the internet...
There is a guy walking through the bookshelves, breathing very heavily, loudly whispering some strange language that if I didn't know better, could be elvish. At first I thought maybe he was reading the authors names or book titles, but then you would expect to recognize some of the words, rather than an incomprehensible slur of words.

He is just sort of wandering between shelves, checking some of the books in no real pattern.

He just wandered a little too far into Library Space and got lost after coming out on Earth.

[Max White]

It's ok, he slowly wandered away... Towards junior fiction.
Well. Fuck. Hope nobody loved those kids.

[Knight of Fools]

So, we're to turn in our last speech for my speech class today. The professor, who's been slow and frustrating from the start, posts a list of tips for giving a speech.

Except that if you've waited long enough to follow the advice in your final speech, you've probably failed already. Wouldn't advice best be given before all of the assignments are due? Are you going to give us advice on how to do the final exam after we've turned that in, too?

[Facekillz058]

What the hell Reddit,
You can have me feeling all happy with pictures of baby seals,
THEN DEPRESSED BY PEOPLE'S DEATHBED STORIES!

[FearfulJesuit]

Today I learned that the Fifty Shades of Grey folks are going to shoot for an NC-17 rating.

And it will still probably be wildly popular.

[penguinofhonor]

What the hell Reddit,
You can have me feeling all happy with pictures of baby seals,
THEN DEPRESSED BY PEOPLE'S DEATHBED STORIES!

http://www.reddit.com/r/fiftyfifty (>50% chance of NSFW)

[fqllve]

Today I learned that the Fifty Shades of Grey folks are going to shoot for an NC-17 rating.

And it will still probably be wildly popular.

That's actually a good thing. As of right now NC-17 isn't even really a viable option so if they make something that's wildly popular with that rating, well seems like it could help legitimize it.

I also like the idea of something that used to be fanfiction being turned into a movie, even if I wouldn't consider touching the books themselves.