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[Xantalos]

A Youtube video?

But ... but ... How is this level of intentional derp possible

Category: Barnatt

[Facekillz058]

I need to both continue and stop playing with my Swiss Army Knife, for god's sake.
Need to continue because:
Managed to make it sharp to the razor level, utilizing the tweezers that came with it.
It's the coolest thing ever.
Need to stop because:
Keep cutting fingers.
Keep seeming to hit the more prominent finger blood vessels.

EDIT: What?! How did I even cut my little finger!
I put the knife down after I cut open the thumb and forefinger! There were no more wounds!

[The Darkling Wolf]

You've not bought the other company's Swiss army knife, it'll keep doing this until you die or buy one, such is the Swiss way.

[Sirus]

http://www.bethblog.com/2011/11/16/dragonborn/

wat. Just... wat.
I'm still unsure as to whether or not I'd like to be called 'Dovahkiin'

I'm sure they began to regret their decision as soon as they got home and the kid started shouting

[Facekillz058]

Hahahahaha.
Still find Fus Ro Dah stuff hilarious.

[MaximumZero]

http://www.bethblog.com/2011/11/16/dragonborn/

wat. Just... wat.
I'm still unsure as to whether or not I'd like to be called 'Dovahkiin'

I would be cool with a name you could punch into Google and come up with the meaning "Dragonborn".

[Hanslanda]

1.75L??

I salute that man. Hell, I Absolut that man.

I drank 1.75 ml of Canadian Hunter one year at a bonfire. I only weighed 145lbs at the time, so that's over one ml per pound of body weight. Which... Is way too much, IIRC.

Yes. Yes, it is. (I'm assuming you meant 1.75L, not mL...otherwise you're a ridiculous lightweight  )
And actually, it's over 10mL per pound of body weight.
750mL of Jack Daniels nearly killed me when I weighed about 115lbs. (6.52 mL per lb)

Yes, 1.75 L, not mL. I had alcohol poisoning for three days, and nearly died. I also do not remember that night in the slightest after a certain point.

[MaximumZero]

Hurgh. I have trouble putting away that much mountain dew these days.

[Hanslanda]

Hurgh. I have trouble putting away that much mountain dew these days.

If you mean in mix drinks, I wasn't drinking mixed drinks. I was drinking from the bottle, because I am an idiot and it was cold.

[MaximumZero]

No, I mean straight. The caffeine gives me heartburn after a 20oz or so.

Couldn't imagine hitting Jack up for 2 1/2 fifths, either.

[Hanslanda]

I CAN drink a gallon of soda in a day, but I've started cutting back. I can feel it melting my teeth nowadays, so I limit myself to drinking one normal 20 oz soda at work, and less than six cans of soda at home.

[Loud Whispers]

I CAN drink a gallon of soda in a day, but I've started cutting back. I can feel it melting my teeth nowadays, so I limit myself to drinking one normal 20 oz soda at work, and less than six cans of soda at home.

Woah, swap to tea.

[Hanslanda]

I'm working on it. Today was the first day I've drank water in probably three months.

[Loud Whispers]

I'm working on it. Today was the first day I've drank water in probably three months.

Tip:
Never buy 6 packs. Or variants thereof. Just one more is a terrible human instinct indeed.

[Hanslanda]

I'm working on it. Today was the first day I've drank water in probably three months.

Tip:
Never buy 6 packs. Or variants thereof. Just one more is a terrible human instinct indeed.

Well, I don't. I buy 24 and 12 packs.