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[JoshuaFH]

I smell a "based on a true story" horror movie.

Probably.

I like how "based on a true story" means something more like "based very loosely on an event we heard a little bit about."

And wasn't he caught before he actually did anything?

"Horror movie based on a true story where the killer researches and fantasizes about killing people, but then he's caught before following through on it"

[The Darkling Wolf]

I'd probably actually watch that.

[kaijyuu]

And wasn't he caught before he actually did anything?

That's one of the details the movie will fudge

The guy the Texas Chainsaw Massacre was based off only murdered 1 person iirc, and the rest of his... stuff... was from recently deceased and exhumed corpses.

[Aklyon]

So, is the detective involved in this darkish bad romance novel, or are they just supposed to detectivigate about the death?

She is detectivating about the death with her equally nymphomaniac sidekick in a harem. As I said, the plot is not really the point.

But what if the plot adds additional places to add yuri?

Exactly! But I'm trying to think how a detective plot would add more yuri.

You need to investigate things. Add quotes to the last half of that sentence. Plenty of ways to interpret that job description.

[GlyphGryph]

Well, if you're a private investigator, it's pretty clear what things you need to investigate more of anyway.

[kaijyuu]

Gotta encourage those witnesses to squeal

[Cassandra]

Yes.... Have to find out all the details... And what better way to convince someone?

[Loud Whispers]

http://news.yahoo.com/nyc-officer-arrested-ghoulish-kidnap-plot-152522278.html

Cannibal cop... that is all.

"Some of the information came from his unauthorized use of a law enforcement database, authorities said."

Err maaa geerrrd

[Lord Shonus]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/truck-runs-over-sunbathing-reality-star-head-193458950.html

I find it difficult to suppress the obvious joke.

[MaximumZero]

Beard is throwing me off. Saw my reflection in a laptop and had a minor wtf moment.

[misko27]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/truck-runs-over-sunbathing-reality-star-head-193458950.html

I find it difficult to suppress the obvious joke.

I don't know what the joke is.

Yes.... Have to find out all the details... And what better way to convince someone?

My methods of threatening to viciously torture their family and send them pieces in a box seems to work. But they asked me to stop doing that, too many lawsuits.

[FearfulJesuit]

Torture, torture is good. Highly sexy torture.

[kaijyuu]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/truck-runs-over-sunbathing-reality-star-head-193458950.html

I find it difficult to suppress the obvious joke.

Glad she's alright. If I were the driver, I'd be so very freaked out D:

[Loud Whispers]

Pft, first world problems. Waking up with a tyre on your face.

Wait what?

[Scelly9]

Vice must be the weirdest fucking place to work at ever. Seriously, they mix the Syria violence with doing various thing on acid with epic journeys across the world and the many drugs they offer. Also, today I learned that underground russian films are exceedingly fucking weird.