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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14477912 times)

The Darkling Wolf

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20550 on: October 25, 2012, 02:31:52 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20551 on: October 25, 2012, 02:32:38 pm »

Well, I just plugged the last page and a half into the What-O-Meter, and got 1.21 Gigawhats.
That it? Damn. We need to try harder.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20552 on: October 25, 2012, 02:34:45 pm »

Well, I just plugged the last page and a half into the What-O-Meter, and got 1.21 Gigawhats.
Clever.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20553 on: October 25, 2012, 02:39:17 pm »

There is a decent chance that this girl could retire to a middle class life after 1 night of "work" considering the cost of living in Brazil.
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« Reply #20554 on: October 25, 2012, 02:41:30 pm »

Also, technically it's not prostitution if he's just paying to take your virginity.

It requires the primary goal be /sexual/ gratification, and this seems to be a bit beyond that. (This is why you can pay porn stars to have sex, even with yourself - the primary purpose of the porn technically isn't sexual gratification).

At least in California - other states haven't actually bothered to define the exact limits of prostitution yet, because threats are a lot more effective at padding pockets than simply throwing the law at people with an unlikely chance of succeeding. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20555 on: October 25, 2012, 02:43:12 pm »

So, is the detective involved in this darkish bad romance novel, or are they just supposed to detectivigate about the death?

She is detectivating about the death with her equally nymphomaniac sidekick in a harem. As I said, the plot is not really the point.
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« Reply #20556 on: October 25, 2012, 02:48:13 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20557 on: October 25, 2012, 02:51:10 pm »

So, is the detective involved in this darkish bad romance novel, or are they just supposed to detectivigate about the death?

She is detectivating about the death with her equally nymphomaniac sidekick in a harem. As I said, the plot is not really the point.

 
The plot is usually just a thin excuse.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20558 on: October 25, 2012, 02:51:47 pm »

Good porn has good plot.
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« Reply #20560 on: October 25, 2012, 02:52:43 pm »

I smell a "based on a true story" horror movie.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20561 on: October 25, 2012, 02:55:26 pm »

So, is the detective involved in this darkish bad romance novel, or are they just supposed to detectivigate about the death?

She is detectivating about the death with her equally nymphomaniac sidekick in a harem. As I said, the plot is not really the point.
But what if the plot adds additional places to add yuri?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20562 on: October 25, 2012, 02:55:59 pm »

I smell a "based on a true story" horror movie.

Probably.

I like how "based on a true story" means something more like "based very loosely on an event we heard a little bit about."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20563 on: October 25, 2012, 02:58:31 pm »

So, is the detective involved in this darkish bad romance novel, or are they just supposed to detectivigate about the death?

She is detectivating about the death with her equally nymphomaniac sidekick in a harem. As I said, the plot is not really the point.
But what if the plot adds additional places to add yuri?

Exactly! But I'm trying to think how a detective plot would add more yuri.
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@Footjob, you can microwave most grains I've tried pretty easily through the microwave, even if they aren't packaged for it.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20564 on: October 25, 2012, 02:59:00 pm »

Based on a true story that my friend heard from his uncle's landlady's cousin once when they were both a little bit drunk, but it's totally true.
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