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[miauw62]

Thanks for spoiling the plot to Avengers 2 YOU AT FINAL BOSS.

FTFY

My wtf:
I got the same picture on macromeme twice.
Like, i clicked the picture to see another doggam picture but it was the same picture.

[TheBronzePickle]

The algorithm they use isn't the best.

[Furtuka]

Last night I dreamt, in hazy details, that the nordic pantheon came to earth to save humanity from an unknown threat, and started recruiting people to join some kind of army to help them. This caused a social revolt due to several groups of people questioning their supposed good intentions and formed groups that opposed the whole thing.
Meanwhile, there were a bunch of ads showing children with some kind of disease that caused needle like fungus to grow on their skins, and telling people about methods of curing it. Also there was some kind of demon mother thing that teleported me around for whatever reason.

The real wtf part is that I'm not making this up, at all. I usualy don't remember my dreams either.

That actually sounds like it would make a pretty good book/game

[Facekillz058]

One of my friends explained, indepth, how to roll a proper blunt to me today.
Apparently, you don't want any seeds or stem, because they don't burn as well.

[pisskop]

  Yups.  You want to pick them out then grind up the leftover.  The powder that will acumulate is excellent topping for group-smokes.  Not that I would know  .  I rolled okay, but they tended to be fat and conical in shape.  Too genereous, I suppose.

[RedKing]

Imma pull a Sergeant Schultz here...."I see nothing!" 

[Flying Dice]

Meanwhile RedKing is really rushing to file a report.

[pisskop]

Well, Im clean today.  Can't afford not to be, really.  Id advise all those interested to do the same.

Im giving blood next week, and the sign up sheet is completely empty!  wtf?

[JoshuaFH]

Well, Im wallowing in filth and disease today.  Can't afford not to be, really.  Id advise all those interested to do the same.

Im giving blood next week, and the sign up sheet is completely empty!  wtf?

Spread the word, giving blood isn't that bad at all, and you get cookies and sweets. Unless everyone has a reason to hoard their blood, like if there's vampires about or something.

[kisame12794]

Needles. Creepy as fuck.

[The Darkling Wolf]

I have the worst blood.

[Darvi]

0-?

[misko27]

Clearly AB+

[The Darkling Wolf]

0-?

Bingo.

[Darvi]

I think people are more eager to take your blood if the majority (read: all) of the human population isn't allergic to it.

0-?

Bingo.

Welp. At least I have the luxury of having 0+, which is pretty common.