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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14929962 times)

miauw62

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20370 on: October 24, 2012, 08:33:07 am »
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This just happened. A while ago, actually, but DAMMIT
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If it's true
I can tell I'm jealous because I want to kill him.
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Honestly, though, if he's being honest, I will find him, take his abilities and kill him.
I'm incredibly jealous when it comes to magic, in case you couldn't tell.
You're gonna need all of it to kill the lichette :P
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20371 on: October 24, 2012, 08:36:03 am »
My WTF: I'm lying in my bedcouchthing.

I move a little.

"Ohgodpain"

Turns out I scratched a good sized cut into my elbow. By moving. On the mattress.

What the fuck?

I did it three times.

IT'S A MATTRESS IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SHARP YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY SPRINGS IN YOU I CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING SHARP IN YOU WHAT IS HAPPENING
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20372 on: October 24, 2012, 08:38:46 am »
Could a bit of poking-out spring...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20373 on: October 24, 2012, 08:39:36 am »
Well, that confirms my voodoo doll test run. Thanks!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20374 on: October 24, 2012, 08:39:43 am »
Quote from: Skyrunner on October 24, 2012, 08:38:46 am
Could a bit of poking-out spring...
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YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY SPRINGS IN YOU
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20375 on: October 24, 2012, 08:49:52 am »
...It's an air or gel mattress?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20376 on: October 24, 2012, 08:51:03 am »
Futon.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20377 on: October 24, 2012, 08:54:42 am »
Futon matresses are infamously shoddy at times.  In other cases, the best sleep I ever got was on one, because I adore hard matresses.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20378 on: October 24, 2012, 09:30:32 am »
Quote from: Descan on October 24, 2012, 08:36:03 am
My WTF: I'm lying in my bedcouchthing.

Is it made out of razor wire? Glasspaper? Hedgehog?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20379 on: October 24, 2012, 09:52:13 am »
Wood and fabric. Wood is the frame.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20380 on: October 24, 2012, 10:27:12 am »
Wood chippings and broken reeds?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20381 on: October 24, 2012, 10:42:54 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 24, 2012, 10:27:12 am
Wood chippings and broken reeds?
No that's my bed.

And you forgot the rusty nails.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20382 on: October 24, 2012, 11:06:42 am »
Quote from: Karnewarrior on October 24, 2012, 10:42:54 am
Quote from: Loud Whispers on October 24, 2012, 10:27:12 am
Wood chippings and broken reeds?
No that's my bed.

And you forgot the rusty nails.

Don't forget the broken glass padding.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20383 on: October 24, 2012, 12:03:44 pm »
Last night I dreamt, in hazy details, that the nordic pantheon came to earth to save humanity from an unknown threat, and started recruiting people to join some kind of army to help them. This caused a social revolt due to several groups of people questioning their supposed good intentions and formed groups that opposed the whole thing.
Meanwhile, there were a bunch of ads showing children with some kind of disease that caused needle like fungus to grow on their skins, and telling people about methods of curing it. Also there was some kind of demon mother thing that teleported me around for whatever reason.

The real wtf part is that I'm not making this up, at all. I usualy don't remember my dreams either.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #20384 on: October 24, 2012, 12:13:21 pm »
Thanks for spoiling the plot to Avengers 2.
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