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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14932155 times)

Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18900 on: October 06, 2012, 10:29:10 pm »

Oh. Because hardcopy. Perhaps that wasn't the best choice of word.

Onwards with the post!
I don't know where to put this. It made me happy, sad, and confused. So. There's that.

Today I went to lunch with my LF, as we always do. She asked me if I could give her a ride home tonight, which I do quite often, bout twice a week. Then she said, "I had a wierd dream last night, Jacob."
I know what her dream was. I'm psychic.
"There was a big flood, and you and me were like... Saving people's cars. And stuff. Then we got a 5000 dollar reward." Whoa, okay, maybe I didn't know. "And then we like... Started dating. And got married. And had babies and stuff."
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Okay, self. You got this. Don't send the wrong messages. "Yeah... That is a wierd dream." Okay, close enough. Then the conversation continued as normal, without such minefield-esque content.

But. Whoa. My lesbian friend had a 'we're together' dream about me. I don't... I don't know how I feel about this.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18901 on: October 06, 2012, 10:31:36 pm »

Modern pop psychology time: Being "together" with someone in a dream often indicates that you'd like to spend more time with them, and your brain is finding a way to make that happen whilst you vividly hallucinate.

At least, that's what the psych professor told us.
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Wrex

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« Reply #18902 on: October 06, 2012, 10:32:42 pm »

That is weird. An almost specifically designed to torment you. SOrrehz :(

Your name is Jacob?
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« Reply #18903 on: October 06, 2012, 10:33:23 pm »

We have names in meatspace, Wrex. For instance, my name is actually Thomas. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18904 on: October 06, 2012, 10:36:07 pm »

Jason, here.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18905 on: October 06, 2012, 10:38:32 pm »

That is weird. An almost specifically designed to torment you. SOrrehz :(

Your name is Jacob?


Indeed.

We have names in meatspace, Wrex. For instance, my name is actually Thomas. :P


... This is not what I expected. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster Senior would be more suiting.

Modern pop psychology time: Being "together" with someone in a dream often indicates that you'd like to spend more time with them, and your brain is finding a way to make that happen whilst you vividly hallucinate.

At least, that's what the psych professor told us.


If this is true, then it's still somewhat confusing. I text her literally every day. I see her, if not every day, then about five days a week. We hang out for 1+ hours outside of work at least one, if not as many as four days a week. She sees me a lot. Not that I'm complaining, I greatly enjoy her company. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18906 on: October 06, 2012, 10:42:04 pm »

Maybe she's in the closet?

Also I was raised being called Japa, even if it's not my legal name.
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« Reply #18907 on: October 06, 2012, 10:43:08 pm »

Nick, here.


Anyway I have no idea how to interpret that, so I'd just say don't read to far into it.
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« Reply #18908 on: October 06, 2012, 10:46:17 pm »

Nick, here.

Now you need a white suit, and my zombie killing posse would be complete.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18909 on: October 06, 2012, 10:46:51 pm »

Scott.

Wait, why am I telling you this?

Why are any of us telling each other this?!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18910 on: October 06, 2012, 10:47:27 pm »

... This is not what I expected. Staff Sergeant Max Fightmaster Senior would be more suiting.
Actually, if it weren't for my father's rare and somewhat embarrassing middle name, I'd be a junior.

Scott.
Great Scott! :P
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« Reply #18911 on: October 06, 2012, 10:49:30 pm »

Yeah, I know. I'm pretty fantastic.
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« Reply #18912 on: October 06, 2012, 10:50:11 pm »

It certainly explains your avatar.
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« Reply #18913 on: October 06, 2012, 10:52:15 pm »

No, that's fabulous.

I am also that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #18914 on: October 06, 2012, 10:52:58 pm »

RE: Hans
Remember that in dreams, you ignore logic. So if you're with her and it is physically impossible to be with her more, your dreambrain don't care.
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