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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14483728 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17100 on: September 20, 2012, 09:02:15 pm »

The dentist still tells you not to eat sugary things, knowing full well you will.... That doesn't mean he just stands outside his door on Halloween handing out the most tooth destroying candy he can find with a business card attached to it.... Well now that I have that picture in my head the implied analogy isn't so great.
See, I'm right, as always. So, will you be opening Truean's Liquor and Law in 2012 or 2013?

I suppose that would be a bar tucking a DUI lawyer's business card into the label on every beer they serve. Would that deter drunk driving or encourage it, I don't know.

Na, I don't think so though. I'd have to buy the liquor license from somebody. Bars, contrary to popular belief, don't usually make money because the people who buy them are their own best customers.... The notion of myself with access to large amounts of alcohol and clients is not only unethical but may finally end up getting me in the end. :P

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17101 on: September 20, 2012, 09:03:23 pm »

Its only unethical if the judge finds out about it.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17102 on: September 20, 2012, 09:12:11 pm »

Its only unethical if the judge finds out about it.

Eh, famous last words before the disbarment....

But I do wonder if that would actually deter people from drunk driving: namely having a little card or something with the drink at the bar.... Then again, it would probably end up like the surgeon general's warning on a packet of cigarettes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17103 on: September 20, 2012, 09:13:58 pm »

Its only unethical if the judge finds out about it.

Eh, famous last words before the disbarment....

But I do wonder if that would actually deter people from drunk driving: namely having a little card or something with the drink at the bar.... Then again, it would probably end up like the surgeon general's warning on a packet of cigarettes.
i know for around here the lawyers got around and reimbursed any people that took cabs from pubs.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17104 on: September 20, 2012, 09:15:20 pm »

You know what you could do? Go to the bar, and hand out your cards to people you suspect may drive drunk, warning them that driving drunk is a bad idea. Wait for the inevitable call. When they do call, tell them that they've already failed to listen to you once, and that you don't want them as customers because of that. Then laugh at them. Then hang up.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17105 on: September 20, 2012, 09:20:36 pm »

You know what you could do? Go to the bar, and hand out your cards to people you suspect may drive drunk, warning them that driving drunk is a bad idea. Wait for the inevitable call. When they do call, tell them that they've already failed to listen to you once, and that you don't want them as customers because of that. Then laugh at them. Then hang up.


Really though:

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[shrugs] As for that, I dunno, antagonizing your customer base might not be the best business model. Then again, look at Apple.... I mean that's pretty much all they do and people wait in line for it before releases.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17106 on: September 20, 2012, 09:25:19 pm »

Speaking of Apple, has anyone heard about that whole 'rectangle with rounded corners' thing? That really made go 'WTF?'. Or more accurately, 'Dafuq?'.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17108 on: September 20, 2012, 09:49:40 pm »

Is it wrong that my history professor advises us students to take painkillers instead of weed? :P

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17109 on: September 20, 2012, 09:56:02 pm »

Yes, because I'm pretty sure painkillers have worse side effects.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17110 on: September 20, 2012, 09:56:17 pm »

Is it wrong that my history professor advises us students to take painkillers instead of weed? :P


That depends. There are pros and cons to each.

Painkillers of the opioid variety are highly addictive, dangerous, and very powerful in general.

Weed is illegal.

That's the cons. I'm too lazy to do pros. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17111 on: September 20, 2012, 10:17:36 pm »

Pros: Uhhh... You get high?

That's never been a very good Pro for me. I've never sat in my chair and said, whilst stroking my growing neckbeard, "This game really needs more weed. I wish I had pot smoke clouding my view of everything always!"

Speaking of weed, I just remembered an anecdote that really shows how good the Florida school system is. A kid and me are arguing over whether or not weed is addictive. So I decide to get the most reliable source I can: a pothead who's relatively friendly to everyone involved. He says weed is addictive. Kid I was arguing with, having (supposedly) never smoked a day in his life, starts arguing with the pothead about it, claiming that the pothead is wrong.

That's like arguing with a physicist that the terra-centric model of the solar system is right, when you just graduated middle school. It wasn't like Pothead was stupid either. He was pretty smart, at least at that point. I think he went downhill later though.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17112 on: September 20, 2012, 10:21:07 pm »

Pothead sounds kinda like me. I've always known weed can cause psychological dependance. It doesn't give you physical withdrawals because it binds to your fat lipids and slowly releases itself from your system over time. You get agitated, but not shaking, screaming and crying withdrawals.
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« Reply #17113 on: September 20, 2012, 10:22:37 pm »

Being a pothead doesn't make you an authority on the addictive properties of weed.
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« Reply #17114 on: September 20, 2012, 10:23:52 pm »

Most potheads actively espouse the opposite, cuz they're dumb AND stoned.
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