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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14847218 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17085 on: September 20, 2012, 05:39:36 pm »

You could do something like my Brother's friends did with the GW beta, and use extremely dirty language in Welsh. I don't really know what it all meant, but I do know that I got promoted from cunt to ass.
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« Reply #17086 on: September 20, 2012, 05:41:16 pm »

So, I was idling around a bandit camp in Borderlands 2. And you know what I heard?

A Badass psycho recited the "Frailty, thy name is woman" bit from Hamlet. All of it. Took him a good five minutes.
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« Reply #17087 on: September 20, 2012, 05:59:14 pm »

So, I was idling around a bandit camp in Borderlands 2. And you know what I heard?

A Badass psycho recited the "Frailty, thy name is woman" bit from Hamlet. All of it. Took him a good five minutes.

And now we know. Borderlands 2 is best game.
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« Reply #17088 on: September 20, 2012, 06:08:24 pm »

So, I was idling around a bandit camp in Borderlands 2. And you know what I heard?

A Badass psycho recited the "Frailty, thy name is woman" bit from Hamlet. All of it. Took him a good five minutes.

Amazing.
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« Reply #17090 on: September 20, 2012, 07:45:53 pm »

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/georgia-indoor-gun-range-given-liquor-license-opening-192214797.html

what could possibly go wrong?

Hey, that's almost as bad as the Drive-Through liquor store.

Seriously. That's the worst, yet most successful idea ever. :-\
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17091 on: September 20, 2012, 07:51:46 pm »

I like my booze. And I like my guns. But I don't like them both at the same time.

On another wtf note...

Can you please stop ramming the post office with your car?

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/u-postal-asking-floridians-stop-crashing-post-offices-213551323.html
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« Reply #17092 on: September 20, 2012, 07:54:11 pm »

Oh Florida
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« Reply #17093 on: September 20, 2012, 08:17:11 pm »

YES, I was just about to post the Florida thing! :D :P
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« Reply #17094 on: September 20, 2012, 08:40:57 pm »

Hey, that's almost as bad as the Drive-Through liquor store.
We have one of those in town. Although, it's a "convenience store," and is not just for liquor.
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« Reply #17095 on: September 20, 2012, 08:48:56 pm »

Hey, that's almost as bad as the Drive-Through liquor store.
We have one of those in town. Although, it's a "convenience store," and is not just for liquor.

We have several of these, dear god this is a worse failure to foresee disaster than the last person to let Cameron Diaz star as the lead in Final Fantasy X.
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« Reply #17096 on: September 20, 2012, 08:49:42 pm »

Hey, that's almost as bad as the Drive-Through liquor store.
We have one of those in town. Although, it's a "convenience store," and is not just for liquor.

We have several of these, dear god this is a worse failure to foresee disaster than the last person to let Cameron Diaz star as the lead in Final Fantasy X.
To be fair, your town is much bigger than mine, IIRC. By at least an order of magnitude.
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« Reply #17097 on: September 20, 2012, 08:50:46 pm »

Hey, that's almost as bad as the Drive-Through liquor store.
We have one of those in town. Although, it's a "convenience store," and is not just for liquor.

We have several of these, dear god this is a worse failure to foresee disaster than the last person to let Cameron Diaz star as the lead in Final Fantasy X.
Frankly, I don't know what you're upset about. Those things are business generators for you.
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« Reply #17098 on: September 20, 2012, 08:54:16 pm »

Hey, that's almost as bad as the Drive-Through liquor store.
We have one of those in town. Although, it's a "convenience store," and is not just for liquor.

We have several of these, dear god this is a worse failure to foresee disaster than the last person to let Cameron Diaz star as the lead in Final Fantasy X.
To be fair, your town is much bigger than mine, IIRC. By at least an order of magnitude.
That only makes it worse. There were more people who failed to see it coming. Simply, somebody out of all those people should've spotted this giant flaming trainwreck coming from several miles away. :) :P

Frankly, I don't know what you're upset about. Those things are business generators for you.

The dentist still tells you not to eat sugary things, knowing full well you will.... That doesn't mean he just stands outside his door on Halloween handing out the most tooth destroying candy he can find with a business card attached to it.... Well now that I have that picture in my head the implied analogy isn't so great.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #17099 on: September 20, 2012, 08:56:13 pm »

The dentist still tells you not to eat sugary things, knowing full well you will.... That doesn't mean he just stands outside his door on Halloween handing out the most tooth destroying candy he can find with a business card attached to it.... Well now that I have that picture in my head the implied analogy isn't so great.
See, I'm right, as always. So, will you be opening Truean's Liquor and Law in 2012 or 2013?
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