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[kaijyuu]

Weirdness? I think the word you're looking for is "stupidity." He's basically decrying all translations (and not just of the Bible) as inherently destroying the original intent merely by being translated.

[Nadaka]

Ugh, my alarmclock didn't go off today. The time wasn't unset, the alarm wasn't set for pm, it wasn't off, or muted, or on radio alarm on a silent channel. It just didn't go off. It just didn't go off. I  woke up just in time to be late for work.

[Dutchling]

damn wrong thread

[RedKing]

Ugh, my alarmclock didn't go off today. The time wasn't unset, the alarm wasn't set for pm, it wasn't off, or muted, or on radio alarm on a silent channel. It just didn't go off. It just didn't go off. I  woke up just in time to be late for work.

I've had that happen more than once. Obviously, you need to follow Yoink's example. 

[Akura]

I had the urge to defend the Bible yesterday o_O  Some guy said the reason he believes the Bible is "wrong" because synonyms.  Apparently the Bible used synonyms (pretty sure it did, most languages have them), therefore the whole thing can be translated into unrelated nonsense thus the Bible is nonsense.  I don't believe in God anymore so I shouldn't care, but that guy's... weirdness... is still bugging me.

Even I would have to agree with you on that. That just makes no sense .

Ugh, my alarmclock didn't go off today. The time wasn't unset, the alarm wasn't set for pm, it wasn't off, or muted, or on radio alarm on a silent channel. It just didn't go off. It just didn't go off. I  woke up just in time to be late for work.

I've had that happen more than once. Obviously, you need to follow Yoink's example. 

Thankfully, I always wake up some time before my alarm goes off. Probably instinctive programming due to how unpleasant the alarm sound is. Because when it does go off, I find myself with my hand towards the off switch without any memory of that space of time between being in bed and that.

[Loud Whispers]

Cat + Collar = Chronic depression followed by absolute loss of will to live

~o.o~

[Flying Dice]

Cat + Collar = Chronic depression followed by absolute loss of will to live

~o.o~

That sounds about right.

[Siquo]

Ugh, my alarmclock didn't go off today. The time wasn't unset, the alarm wasn't set for pm, it wasn't off, or muted, or on radio alarm on a silent channel. It just didn't go off. It just didn't go off. I  woke up just in time to be late for work.

I've had that happen more than once. Obviously, you need to follow Yoink's example. 

Have a kid.

[RedKing]

Ugh, my alarmclock didn't go off today. The time wasn't unset, the alarm wasn't set for pm, it wasn't off, or muted, or on radio alarm on a silent channel. It just didn't go off. It just didn't go off. I  woke up just in time to be late for work.

I've had that happen more than once. Obviously, you need to follow Yoink's example. 

Have a kid.

They're unreliable. Mine go off either at 4:30am or 9am. Sometimes 9am even after they've been dressed and strapped into the car for half an hour by that point. And there is NO snooze button, not even Saturday morning cartoons.

[Lord Inquisitor]

The Mind Fucking Stupidity of the creature called a dog. Dummest animal known to man, lot of then should be used as food or shot for sport. I really hate dogs! How can a animal be so retarded and annoying.

[Darvi]

My my, aren't we biased now.

[RedKing]

The Mind Fucking Stupidity of the creature called a dog. Dummest animal known to man, lot of then should be used as food or shot for sport. I really hate dogs! How can a animal be so retarded and annoying.

Spoiler: Quick! Engage the DAAAAWWWWW Beam! (click to show/hide)

[kaijyuu]

Dogs are pretty damn smart as far as the animal kingdom goes. My brother's dog is a manipulative little bitch (literally).

[MaximumZero]

Ugh, my alarmclock didn't go off today. The time wasn't unset, the alarm wasn't set for pm, it wasn't off, or muted, or on radio alarm on a silent channel. It just didn't go off. It just didn't go off. I  woke up just in time to be late for work.

I've had that happen more than once. Obviously, you need to follow Yoink's example. 

Have a kid.

They're unreliable. Mine go off either at 4:30am or 9am. Sometimes 9am even after they've been dressed and strapped into the car for half an hour by that point. And there is NO snooze button, not even Saturday morning cartoons.

Bluh, mine doesn't go off until noon, but it doesn't stop until 4am. Then it lays on my head while I'm trying to sleep.

[Dutchling]

The Mind Fucking Stupidity of the creature called a dog. Dummest animal known to man, lot of then should be used as food or shot for sport. I really hate dogs! How can a animal be so retarded and annoying.

I was expecting something really funny after that first sentence.