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[Sirus]

If my ears are covered, my hair's too long.

Wasn't always that way, though. Back in my sophomore year of high school, my hair was at least shoulder-length...and curly. It was an absolute mess, though I didn't realize it at the time.

[SalmonGod]

I've been told that, if I were to grow my hair to waist-length, I could cut it all off and get $1,000 for that.

I had mine to the middle of my back for a couple years, and it took about three years (IIRC) to get it that long.  Donated it to Locks of Love when I chopped it off to just below the ears.  Six years later, I'm shaving my head.

[Blargityblarg]

Curly and about an inch past my shoulders~~~

[kaijyuu]

Mine is currently a rat's nest that extends to my shoulder blades.

[Frumple]

Ahahaha. I could probably take someone's eye out from a couple feet away if I really felt like it. Put a bell or something at the end. Remove depth perception with a cheery jingle and a scream.

[kaenneth]

what the fucking shit was Prometheus about

It explains why Finland has so many heavy metal bands.

[Hanslanda]

Ahahaha. I could probably take someone's eye out from a couple feet away if I really felt like it. Put a bell or something at the end. Remove depth perception with a cheery jingle and a scream.

This... This made my day, and also made me afraid to sleep, at the same time.

[Sirus]

Ahahaha. I could probably take someone's eye out from a couple feet away if I really felt like it. Put a bell or something at the end. Remove depth perception with a cheery jingle and a scream.

Let me tell you what you should do.

1: Use copious amounts of hair gel to slick all of your hair forward.
2: Form your forward-facing hair into a bunch of short, thick spikes.
3: Use hair as a battering ram.
4: ??
5: Profit!

[Dutchling]

-redacted because of other thread-

[kaijyuu]

Ahahaha. I could probably take someone's eye out from a couple feet away if I really felt like it. Put a bell or something at the end. Remove depth perception with a cheery jingle and a scream.

Let me tell you what you should do.

1: Use copious amounts of hair gel to slick all of your hair forward.
2: Form your forward-facing hair into a bunch of short, thick spikes.
3: Use hair as a battering ram.
4: ??
5: Profit!

Alternatively, cosplay as Cloud or Gabe (penny arcade), depending on hair color.

[RedKing]

In my younger days, I had hair down to my waist. It's a shame I wasn't in a metal band, cause man could I whip that hair.

Now I'm beginning to look like one of the more WTF hairstyles from Mount & Blade, because I'm balding on top. What's left is sort of a tonsure with a thick forelock streaked with grey. 

[Criptfeind]

Alright. So yesterday I was out with my dad. Cruising around in his convertible. We got to a small town that was based around a river (and also apparently the failure to rob this town signaled the start of the downward spiral that ended the Jesse James gang.) We decided to get out to look for some ice cream, cause that was always vaguely our goal (after this story ends we end up settling for Gatorade and Pringles.) So we get out and take a walk along the river. Now this river is set into a... Canal? Maybe that is the right word? About 30 feet or so down, but still some guy is fishing. We walk up to this guy and ask if he got any fish, I dunno if his accent was super heavy or he does not speak English, but be basically gives a excited grunt and points us at a bucket that low and behold has two fish in it. So that settled we go down the river looking for ice cream. Find some pubs that we reject. Find a closed ice cream store. Decided to walk back to the car and start heading home. On our way back that guy from before runs down towards us holding a fishing net and wearing only his boxers being very excited. He jumps up onto the railing that separates the path from the 30ish foot drop into the river, gestures wildly back the way he came, then runs off. We look and it looks like he has some fish on his line (that is now being carried by his wife by the way) that he is unable to pull up. So he runs off down the river side and we walk up to his spot and my dad talks with his wife. I dunno what the fuck was going on, but apparently he wants to get into the river and net the fish or something fucking crazy. Now this river is very fast flowing. All the rain and shit we have had recently. Not to mention there is a little bit of a rapids. He is going to fucking die if he goes into the river. Not to mention he would need to go a long way just to find a way to get in without a 30ish foot drop. I have been scanning the local news online, and I have not noticed a story about some damn fool who killed himself in the river. I really hope he gave up and did not try.

Anyway. For the what the fuck moment. I looked into his bucket again and he had four fish. Holy shit this guy caught two fish in the very short time we were away. He is like some sorta fishing god.

Paragraphs are for the weak.

[GlyphGryph]

Maybe he actually dove in and got the fish. As long as you are adequately prepared, even rough water isn't that bad.

Although, he didn't seem terribly prepared...

[Criptfeind]

Although, he didn't seem terribly prepared...

Yeah. This is it man. For everything.

"Well. So long as he is careful..." We say about the man running around with only boxers on.
"He can't be that crazy..." We say about the man running around with only boxers on.
"No one is that stupid..." We say about the man running around with only boxers on.

[GlyphGryph]

Of course, I nearly fell into the rapids just down from Niagra falls trying to fill a bottle of water, so I'm probably not the best judge of 'safe activities' and 'unsafe activities'.

(I actually did get soaked up to my knees, from the headward direction, but managed to pull myself out. Only my shins and feet were dry, but the bottle was full! Delicious water ho!)